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A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

MeganFox is a MAN?!?!? lol lol!

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Saturday
Jun 20,2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

Here’s a video of how they made the CGI Megan Fox much hotter:

Get more “stories” at : http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/ lol

Thursday
Jun 18,2009

Woot! Good news! You can buy tickets for Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen tickets in Golden Screen Cinemas (GSC) starting TODAY!! Yep, you heard right. Get your tickets 7 days in advance.

Except from the GSC Website:

Attention all Transformers fans – Avoid the long queues and disappointment by purchasing tickets early to the most anticipated blockbuster movie of the year… as GSC will be extending a 7-day advance cash ticket sales for "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen".

Sneak screenings for Transformers: Revenge of Fallen is scheduled to start from 5pm onwards this June 23 (Tues) in GSC cinemas nationwide. Therefore, Transformers fans can purchase tickets for "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" screenings for the week June 23 – 30 from June 17 onwards.

Movie fans are advised to purchase tickets online via GSC online facility (e-payment) @ www.gsc.com.my or through GSC box office counters.
Please take note that reservations via online or phone can only be made two days before the movie screening date.

For those interested to watch this movie in the new GSC Tropicana City, the box office counter will be opened from 10.30am , June 23 onwards. A special discounted rate of up to 10% of the adult ticket price will be extended to GSC-EON Bank Credit Card holders for purchases via the box office only.

The schedule for the tickets are as follows:

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (UIP)
Note: Timing subject to minor changes
CLASSIFICATION: PG13
RUNNING TIME: 2 HRS 24 MINS

7 DAYS ADVANCE CASH SALE TICKETS

* FOR ALL GSC CINEMAS

MOVIE OPENS (TENTATIVE) SELLING DATE FOR SESSIONS SHOWING ON

   

   
23 June 2009 (Tues) 18-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
(after 5pm + MN screenings) 19-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
24 June 2009 (Wed) 20-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
(GS all locations) 21-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
* Wed discounted price NOT 22-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
APPLICABLE for TF:ROTF on 23-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
opening Wednesday 24-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June

   

   

* FOR GSC TROPICANA MALL (TCM)
* BOX OFFICE SALES BEGINNING 23RD JUNE 2009

MOVIE OPENS (TENTATIVE) SELLING DATE FOR SESSIONS SHOWING ON
23 June 2009 (Tues) 23-Jun-08 23 June – 30 June
(after 9pm + MN screenings) 24-Jun-09 23 June – 30 June
24 June 2009 (Wed) 25-Jun-09 23 June – 30 June
(GS) 26-Jun-09 23 June – 30 June
* Wed discounted price NOT 27-Jun-09 23 June – 30 June
APPLICABLE for TF:ROTF on 28-Jun-09 23 June – 30 June
opening Wednesday    

   

   

So what are u waiting for? :D

Monday
Jun 1,2009

I got stuck on this song since I first heard it on Yahoo Launchcast a few weeks back. And now the local radio stations have started playing it. So I thought that you guys might want to download it :D

Am I supposed to put my life on hold
Because you don’t know how to act,
And you don’t know where your life is going?
Am I supposed to be torn apart,
Broken-hearted, in a corner crying ’bout it,
Pardon me if I don’t show it

I don’t care, if I never see you again, I’ll be alright.
Take this final piece of advice, and get yourself together,
But either way, baby I’m gone.

I’m so over it, I’ve been there and back.
Changed all my numbers, and just in case you’re wondering,
I got that new "I’m a single girl" swag,
Got me with my girls and we’re singing it.sing!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Cut my hair cause it reminded me of you,
I know you like the long ‘do, had to switch my attitude up.
Thinking of changing up how I ride, no more on the passengers side,
Too bad you miss out on the way that I drive it

I don’t care, if I never see you again, I’ll be alright.
Take this final piece of advice, and get yourself together,
But either way, baby I’m gone. Oohh.

I’m so over it, I’ve been there and back.
Changed all my numbers, and just in case you’re wondering,
I got that new "I’m a single girl" swag,
Got me with my girls and we’re singing it.sing!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Hey Hey Hey, Hey Hey Hey, He He Hey, Goodbye.

I’m so over it, I’ve been there and back.
Changed all my numbers, and just in case you’re wondering,
I got that new "I’m a single girl" swag,
Got me with my girls and we’re singing it.sing!

Na Na Na Na (hey), Na Na Na Na (hey), Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye
Na Na Na Na (hey), Na Na Na Na (hey), Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye
Na Na Na Na (hey), Na Na Na Na (hey), Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye
Na Na Na Na (hey), Na Na Na Na (hey), Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Download (rapidshare) : Kristina Debarge - Goodbye (372)

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