*One funny conversation I had with cik puteri*

put : amoiiii
put : lama tak nampak
me : dgr khabar…perut cik puteri tidak boleh menghadam makanan kat KK
me :
put : hahahahahahaha
put : siot, aku dah gastrik ko tau tak
me :
put : stress aku takleh makan
put : hebat ko ber-one nite stand tu bah
me :
put : hehehe
put : so comot la u all
put : ur dad n u dah ok ka?
me : yeah
put : hehehe good lah
me : my fren came to sleep over the other day
me : so nak tak nak kena la berbaik
me : (lagipun he gave $$$ )
me :
put : hehehehe
put : senang dirasuah la u
me : tis month miskin sgt la
me :
put : asek kuar jer
me : nak buat apa kat umah
put : ur one nite stand kosong today?
me : rasa nak tembak nick….he sentuh sentuh the template…pastu ilang la pula
put : ayoooo
put : template cantik tu
me : itula
me : kena buat balik
me : mlm tadi i dah bisingkan
put : tengok muka nick, cannot rasa marah laaa
put : kesian aje
me :
me : betul
put : hehee kan

*Gossiping Censored part of the conversation. After that we talked about this….*

put : gambir?
put : for wht?
me : lerr…tatau ke whats gambir for?
put : dunno
put : idont need one kan? hahaha
me : gambir is used to numb things
me : like if u hv insect bites
me : tapi…ada guys can use it to keep their d**k hard..and takde air keluar
me :
put : omigodddddddd
put : hahahaha
put : berkesan ke?
me : yeah, so I’ve heard
me :
put : so, if BJ, girl can bau the gambir la???
me : tapi i never actually say it live
me : kenot BJ la lepas letak gambir.,..later the gal mouth kebas
put : hahahahahahahhahahaa
put : stupid gambir laaaaaaaaaa
put : adoii lawak
me :
me : i cant imagine if a gal BJ
put : liquid or like balm tu?
me : balm?
put : girls p***y also can numb ka???
me : ntah
me :
me : oh ya horr
put :
me : i never tot of that
put :
me : if the inside of the p***y numb,..mesti takbest pula
me :
put : omigodddddddddddd
put : letih aku gelak
put : cannot cum laa camtu
me : im sooo blogging about this
me :
put :
put : can u imagine, p***y rasa numb macam nak pegi cabut gigi tu
put :
put : stupid gambirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
me :
me : cabut gigi
put : u know if nak cabut gigi, kena cucuk tu kan, kebas
put : b4 cabut tu
me :
put : u feel like ur pipi besar
put : now u feel p***y jd besar
put :
me :
me : sialllll
me :
put : i suggest, ban the gambir
put :
put : leh mampos aku gelak nih
me :
put : guna utk main sendiri dah laaa
put : jgn rosakkan p***y org tuu
me : buat apa utk main sendiri??
me : oh…i tot u mean gals main sendiri
me :
put : hahahahahaha
put : girls takyah gambir duhhhhhh
me : itula conpius jap

*had a round of laughter then….*

put : guna jari pun buleh (iklan tu)
me :
me : which iklan is that ahh? forgot
put : i cannot hear tht iklan ok…sure nak tergelak
me : oh..the rambut thingy kan
me :
me : so poyo that gal
me :
put : rejoice i think
put : yg dlm bas rambut dia mengerbang tu
put : kekekekeke
put : wht she meant wasnt the hair i think
put : kakakakakakkaa
me :
put : stupid iklan also
me : u notice or not, she use ALL her jejari
me :
put : yeahhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaha
put : so besar lobang can masuk whole tangan
put : ayaaaaaaa
me :
me : 2 hands beb…10 fingers maaa
me :
put : adeh, aku senak perut la tahan gelak

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Note to lola : eh, si heidi madah raffy madah ktk mok dtg kl tek. Mun mena, iboh lupa call. U can stay at my hse or sumthing. Nangga la kedak ne kelak.