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Breakup Email

December - 8 - 2007

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I found this website (www.breakupemail.com) highly amusing. Just put in your name and your ex’s name then chose some stuff/reasons why you want to breakup then choose whether you still want to stay friends or not.

If only I had this way back when I had to break up with my last boyfriend. It was about three years ago. The reason why I asked for the breakup was because he was getting too clingy and very jealous of me spending time with my friends – which is the hugest no no in my book. My letter to him would have been something like this:

Dear <his name>,

I’m writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. Do you realize that you’re a total loser? I can’t believe how selfish you are. Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, jerk. I called the nursery school program, and they agreed to let you in after they assessed your maturity level. It’s not easy to carry on a successful relationship with someone like you. And by that, I mean someone who is downright stupid, you feebleminded dimwit. I also really need more space, I don’t like feeling like an elephant in a telephone booth. I hope you understand.

You’re like cling wrap around me, but what you need to realize is that I am not a vegetable and your clinginess is unbearable.

Sorry, but you’re not even worth keeping as a friend. It may be a typical line, but it’s true: we just aren’t meant for each other. I’m not sure whether we can see each other again in the future but, for now at least, I definitely need my own space. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.

Sincerely,
Fi

Ayat pedas siall… haha

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2 Responses to “Breakup Email”

  1. as says:

    thanks dude, i use this.

  2. HaRiZ says:

    adeh…apsal la web tu baru tau kewujudan die…kalau i tau dari dulu…time2 nak clash ngan ex-gf i, i karang ayat nak clash kat kad hari jadi die…hahahaha

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