Archive for May, 2009

Microsoft Cibai For Dummies

Posted by on May 22, 2009  |  16 Comments

If you don’t already already know, Microsoft has a research project called ‘Cibai’ (link). Apparently, its “an abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes”.

So today I present you this book:

cibai_for_dummies

*giggles*

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My balls are bigger than yours

Posted by on May 19, 2009  |  2 Comments

Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours”

Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?)

 

LOL!

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Filed Under: Conversations, Laughs

[Download] NKOTB ft Lady Gaga – Big Girl Now + lyrics

Posted by on May 14, 2009  |  5 Comments

I never would have thought that New Kids on the Block would collaborate with Lady Gaga and come up with this kind of songs. I’ve always associated NKOTB with love songs with touching lyrics in romantic settings.

This song has a nice twist to it. Download links after the lyrics. Enjoy!

I’m a big boy, you’re a big girl now, now, now…
I’m a big girl, you’re a big boy now, now, now…

Back in the day, when you were young (It was fun)
Little girl, didn’t think you were the one (Now, here I come)
Your sexy walk, your sexy talk (That’s what’s up)
Little girl, you’re clearly not the same kid from the block

I ain’t that little girl no more, not no more, that’s for sure
Boy, your get ass out on the floor, lets explore, lets explore

Chorus:
You know I like the way you move it (move it)
Girl, you’re all grown up and now you’re ready to let it go
Wanna be a big girl ’bout to prove it (prove it)
With a body like that, you’ve got a grown man ready to blow

I’m a big boy, you’re a big girl now, now, now
I’m a big girl, you’re a big boy now, now, now

Back in the day, when I was young (Kinda dumb)
But I always knew I’d be the one (Now, here you come)
Gonna get you wet, gonna make you sweat (Girl, I bet)
Gonna give you something you ain’t never gonna forget

You ain’t no little girl no more, no, that’s for sure, yup, booty like oh…
Wanna work it like a big girl, lets explore
Now, drop it to the floor, baby, get more

Chorus 2x

I’m a big boy, you’re a big girl now, now, now
I’m a big girl, you’re a big boy now, now, now
I’m a big boy, you’re a big girl now, now, now
I’m a big girl, you’re a big boy now, now, now

I’ve been waiting too long for you to get naughty
Beat this, spank me daddy, come on touch my body

See that good things come to those who wait
Come take me on before it’s too late

Oh… Baby, oh yeah, you know I like the way…

Chorus 2x

Hey, hey, hey… Hey, hey, hey…
A grown man ready to blow…

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Zero Fare Flights to Perth, Australia?

Posted by on May 13, 2009  |  1 Comment


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Airasia is having its zero fare promotion for international flights. After hours of refreshing and re-entering details and choosing seats, I finally got myself a ticket to Perth, Australia on 20-27 April 2010 and managed to get seats next to ms Aree as well.

Total Damage : RM502. Score!

Now i have another year to save up money for spending. yey

Boobjobs or Blowjobs?

Posted by on May 10, 2009  |  3 Comments

A conversation one slow saturday night

Girl: im watching beauty and the geek
Guy Fren: dat series is saks..
Guy Fren: making fun of the geeks..
Girl: funny
Girl: got this gal
Girl: she did a boobjob
Girl: 8K
Girl: wtf!!!!
Guy Fren: to one of the ggeks?
Girl: BOOB JOB
Girl: -_-
Girl: BOOOBBBB
Guy Fren: sorry,,
Guy Fren: i tot blowjob using boob…

Vibrator stories

Posted by on May 9, 2009  |  3 Comments

Overheard

Girl: btw did i tell u my vibrator rosak
Guy Fren:: which one?
Girl: i only got one
Girl: :/
Guy Fren:: i tot hp one..
Girl: what the -_-

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Filed Under: Conversations, Laughs

Swine Flu (H1N1) in Malaysia?

Posted by on May 5, 2009  |  3 Comments

Oh dear, I hope it wouldn’t reach our shores. There has been a total of three suspected cases so far (two of which turned out negative).

Suspected influenza A (H1N1) case in Sarawak

5 May 09 : 12.57PM

KUCHING, 5 May 2009: A 31-year-old man, who had been travelling to the United States in the last two weeks, was admitted to the Sarawak General Hospital’s isolation ward last night after having symptoms similar to influenza A (H1N1).

Health Deputy Director-General Dr Ramlee Rahmat said today the man, a local, returned to Sarawak on 1 May and had fever, cough and flu, symptoms that fit those for influenza A (H1N1), yesterday.

A swab sample taken from the man’s throat was sent to the Institute for Medical Research (IMR) in Kuala Lumpur this morning and the result was expected to be known either this evening or latest by tonight, he said.

The test result would be announced by the Health Minister or Health Director-General.

"We want to know exactly the type of the virus inside the body of that man, it is a necessary precaution," Ramlee told reporters after opening the two-day Healthy Cities Meeting for senior officials from Malaysia and other Asean countries here.

"At the moment, there is only one suspected case in Sarawak and we have activated our public health response to identify those who have been in contact with him to monitor their health," he said.

"Overall so far, including in Sarawak, there were a total of three suspected cases of influenza A (H1N1), with Penang and Selangor having one case each but both were negative," he said.

Earlier, when opening the meeting, he said Malaysia was still free from the deadly influenza outbreak as the government had taken pro-active measures to prevent it from spreading to the country in line with World Health Organisation (WHO) guidelines.

"We have the facilities to detect it, no need to worry about it, you will be taken care of," he told the participants of the meeting.

Despite the small presence of medical officials from Asean countries at the meeting due to influenza scare, he hoped that the meeting would meet its objective. – Bernama

Source : http://www.thenutgraph.com/suspected-influenza-a-h1v1-case-sarawak

 

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