BBQ Pits?

I was smsing around to look for a BBQ pit because im planning to have a small one soon. So i smsed Siddiq to ask.

Me : Sid, do u hv a BBQ Pit? Planning on collecting money to organize a BBQ at my place.
Sid : I hv 1 BBQ with gas and another 1 normal type. Got student discount or not?
Me : So how big is the normal pit? Im thinking of making mash potatoes oso so
need to borrow utensils.
*after a few hrs*
Sid : Sorry for the late reply. fone no batt. My pit is quite small, a bit smelly and hairy.
Me : ……

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p/s: to those who got my sms, please RSVP asap. Thanks