Zestful One

My balls are bigger than yours

Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours”

Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?)

 

LOL!

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Tags: balls, bola, bontot, funny, gila, telo, yahoo

Boobjobs or Blowjobs?

A conversation one slow saturday night

Girl: im watching beauty and the geek
Guy Fren: dat series is saks..
Guy Fren: making fun of the geeks..
Girl: funny
Girl: got this gal
Girl: she did a boobjob
Girl: 8K
Girl: wtf!!!!
Guy Fren: to one of the ggeks?
Girl: BOOB JOB
Girl: -_-
Girl: BOOOBBBB
Guy Fren: sorry,,
Guy Fren: i tot blowjob using boob…

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Tags: blowjob, board game, boob job, story

Vibrator stories

Overheard

Girl: btw did i tell u my vibrator rosak
Guy Fren:: which one?
Girl: i only got one
Girl: :/
Guy Fren:: i tot hp one..
Girl: what the -_-

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Memantat Sotong?

I got an sms yesterday

Weh korang, 2-3 ari lepas pakngah msg aku. Sblm dia gi memantat sotong, dia ajak MMS. Aku plan hari jumaat – 24/4 mlm kat kg baru. Siapa on reply.

A few minutes later.

*mencandat sotong, bukan memantat. sorry typo

Hehehe

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Why the internetz never fails to amuse me

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Tags: comments, facebook, funny, internetz, lol, status