See, even Cristiano Ronaldo has a clutch I was sitting in Starbucks the other day, when I saw this guy carrying this tote (thats a big handbag for you lads) while his girlfriend walked beside him, empty handed. I thought it looked weird so I decided to ask Twitter. Question : Tweeps, what do u [...]
Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours” Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?) LOL!
A conversation one slow saturday night Girl: im watching beauty and the geek Guy Fren: dat series is saks.. Guy Fren: making fun of the geeks.. Girl: funny Girl: got this gal Girl: she did a boobjob Girl: 8K Girl: wtf!!!! Guy Fren: to one of the ggeks? Girl: BOOB JOB Girl: -_- Girl: BOOOBBBB [...]
Overheard Girl: btw did i tell u my vibrator rosak Guy Fren:: which one? Girl: i only got one Girl: :/ Guy Fren:: i tot hp one.. Girl: what the -_-
I got an sms yesterday Weh korang, 2-3 ari lepas pakngah msg aku. Sblm dia gi memantat sotong, dia ajak MMS. Aku plan hari jumaat – 24/4 mlm kat kg baru. Siapa on reply. A few minutes later. *mencandat sotong, bukan memantat. sorry typo Hehehe