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Twitter on ‘Men Carrying Handbags’

Posted by on March 22, 2010  |  8 Comments

cristiano-ronaldo-man-bag-handbag-purseSee, even Cristiano Ronaldo has a clutch

I was sitting in Starbucks the other day, when I saw this guy carrying this tote (thats a big handbag for you lads) while his girlfriend walked beside him, empty handed. I thought it looked weird so I decided to ask Twitter.

Question : Tweeps, what do u guys think of Guys carrying their Gf/fiancee/wife’s handbag while they are out? Yes, No, WTF?

@spinzer : @icednyior I love doing it. makes me feel rich when my partner can go shopping for all she wants? #

@lightyoruichi : No #

@wssoo : Yes. next time girl should bring along their bf while shopping for handbag coz bf are the one carrying it most of the time instead. yeap, once we step in to the mall i will be holding it alr.even hold a handbag for fren too..# #

@nicklwc: lol im fine with it. especially since at times i stuff it with subway sandwiches and other drinks to sneak it into the cinema :P # or when she complains that its heavy :) i rly dont understand the concept of “holding bag = less macho” :P #

@faliqfahmie : ok if for a short while, i.e when shes going to the toilet. NO for the entire outing -___-’ #

@thatjames : Takes a real man to pull it off. *ahem* #

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My balls are bigger than yours

Posted by on May 19, 2009  |  2 Comments

Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours”

Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?)

 

LOL!

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Boobjobs or Blowjobs?

Posted by on May 10, 2009  |  3 Comments

A conversation one slow saturday night

Girl: im watching beauty and the geek
Guy Fren: dat series is saks..
Guy Fren: making fun of the geeks..
Girl: funny
Girl: got this gal
Girl: she did a boobjob
Girl: 8K
Girl: wtf!!!!
Guy Fren: to one of the ggeks?
Girl: BOOB JOB
Girl: -_-
Girl: BOOOBBBB
Guy Fren: sorry,,
Guy Fren: i tot blowjob using boob…

Vibrator stories

Posted by on May 9, 2009  |  3 Comments

Overheard

Girl: btw did i tell u my vibrator rosak
Guy Fren:: which one?
Girl: i only got one
Girl: :/
Guy Fren:: i tot hp one..
Girl: what the -_-

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Memantat Sotong?

Posted by on April 20, 2009  |  8 Comments

I got an sms yesterday

Weh korang, 2-3 ari lepas pakngah msg aku. Sblm dia gi memantat sotong, dia ajak MMS. Aku plan hari jumaat – 24/4 mlm kat kg baru. Siapa on reply.

A few minutes later.

*mencandat sotong, bukan memantat. sorry typo

Hehehe

Batang Arang Power?

Posted by on November 5, 2008  |  1 Comment

The whole world is shaken today. I personally have received sms-es and emails regarding it. Congrats Obama for being the new US president. Its about time someone else stepped up. I hope you can make US a better place :)

Anyway, I was laughing at my friend when he told me the news. Note that he’s dark coz he has some Indian blood mixed in him:

H: obama is the new US president
me: dah kuar final results meh?
H: dah
H: they just announce
H: http://www.msn.com/
me: i saw the news this morning
H: hehe
H: Batang arang power … heheheh
me: like urs? Haha
H: maybe kot..
H: hahah

Ada dapat bunga?

Posted by on October 10, 2008  |  No Comments

Conversation during lunch in Signatures, KLCC

Kawan : Ada dapat bunga baru-baru ni?
Me : Huh? Bunga?
Kawan : Haah, bunga.
Me : For what? Tak faham la *muka blur*
Kawan : Alar bunga, dgn msg “Sorry for the Bangi incident”
Me : What!?! Haha! Yea rite. Like’s he’s going to send flowers.

Thx for the pasta unkel :P

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The Deep Throat Experiment

Posted by on August 14, 2008  |  10 Comments

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