I decided to wear my yellow baju kurung to bilal’s kenduri kawin. Tapi i forgot which side to put the pleats at - right or left. So I sent off a msg via YM to ask my muslim mostly guys friends - “kalo skirt baju kurung kan….part yg lipat2 kat tepi tu kat tapi kanan ke tepi kiri?” - and got the funniest responses

ekal: tetiba nak pakai baju kurung pehal
Me : jawab la
ekal: kiri
Me : eosk my fren punya kenduri kawin
ekal: oooo

razi: sik lah razi tauk

Me : kalo skirt baju kurung kan….part yg lipat2 kat tepi tu kat tapi kanan ke tepi kiri?
leri: mana2 leh
leri: tgk org
leri: kalo kidal kiri
leri: idok kanan

hacks: nape?
Me : sbb esok i kena pakai arr baju kurung
Me : tapi i tak sure yg part lipat2 tu kat kanan ke kat kiri
hacks: tak pasti la
hacks: kanan kot
hacks: kena tanya pompuan2 la
Me : dah member pompuan i smua zzz
hacks: call la

c_h_o_c_o (the only gal i asked): not sure
c_h_o_c_o: its kiri
c_h_o_c_o: but i da biasa ngan kanan
c_h_o_c_o: haha

Player: lol
Player: nape?
Me : sbb esok kena pakai la….kenduri kawin member i
Me : tapi i lupa part lipat2 tu kat kiri ke kanan
Player: i c
Player: okeh2
Player: die belah kiri

Imranz: i rasa kt kiri
Imranz: nape?
Me : esok kena pakai

wan: kanan rasenye

lan: fiona?
lan: aper u pikir i pakai baju kurung?
lan: pelik2
Me : manatau u perasan mak u ke, adik beradik u ke
lan: tak penah amik tau
*a few minutes later*
lan: weh
lan: my fren say kanan
lan: pompuan cakap

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[ Right ] = 5
[ Left ] = 4
[ Dunno ] = 1

I decided to wear it on my right side

Its weird how some people think Im an IT expert juz because of the course Im doing. So much so that they expect me to kno anything and everything about computers and the internet. Im not like some people with 10 yrs of IT experience =P. I only know the basics and am very very bad at hardware summore. Anyway, lately people have been asking funny things.

Case Scenario 1

During a conversation with a friend on which highlighter/hair dye colour should she buy. She was asking me for suggestions and tips based on the L’Oreal Couleur Experte website

Her : Ehh what colour do you think I should get?
Me : I think French Eclair is nice la
Her : What do you think of Praline?
Me : Its a bit too blondish dont u think?
Her : Hmm *pauses for a bit* Do you know what Eva Longoria used on her hair?
Me : Don’t kno (I actually didnt even notice her on the first page of the website)
Her : Why you dont know? Cant you find it off the internet?
Me : Huh? How am I supposed to search for it? **
Her : Dunno, ur the internet expert what. You can find anything
Me : Aiya…not everything okayyy…..

Case Scenario 2

A conversation I had over Skype with a fren overseas

Fren : Fii!!! I ada masalah ngan laptop I..
Me : huh? apa masalah nye?
Fren : Dier slow dan icon dekat Time tu semua ilang.
Me : Eh apasal plak?
Fren : Tak tau la..dier asyik kuar torchlight je….pastu ‘hang’. Torchlight I rosak kot. Naper ahh?
Me : Apa torchlight-torchlight nih?
Fren : Tak tau la tapi bila buka sesuatu, dier keluar torchlight lama je.
Me : *blur…thinks hard for a bit*
Me : OOHHH……maksud u bila nak nak tunggu loading files or folders tu eh? Icon mcm torchlight tu mencari-cari file?
Fren : Haah, itula torchlight tu
Me : …….*speechless*

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Its been a rather interesting day. I was online the whole morning from the night before (coz i couldnt sleep) then around 5.30pm i went to my fren’s place to help him with some website thingy. Spent a few hrs there teaching him and his friend how to code simple HTML and what not.

After that Ms Pammye ajak kuar…at first she said nak gi Summit coz clothes there are cheap. But then we decided to go all the way to Bukit Bintang because its been a while we went down to KL. She bought a really nice and cheap top. As usual i pegi window shopping je

We had chicken rice and after that was decided wana go to Planet Hollywood but decided not to and went to Idaman for some shisha instead. Came back around 2am then tgk bola kejap before i fell asleep in front of the tv, with my hand still holding the remote. lol!!

Oh, i found out my results would be out sometime after 5pm today. Wish me all the best

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Something i found on the internet

Oppsy, bad shot

Incident Numero Uno

Some time ago, I was at Idaman with Pam & her KDU frens. Then there was this one guy whom she didnt really know well - I’ll call him Mr I - and whom i had no idea who he was came and sat at the same table. Then somehow or another, we got talking about the CLEO’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2006. One girl, Nana, and I were kutuk-ing about how the guys didnt kno how to answer the questions, gave lame answers, and wasn’t even cute AT ALL. The two of us went on and on, i even went so far as to say “I didnt even buy the magazine that mth coz it was all about the bachelors”.

After that, someone came up and teased Mr I about being one of the Bachelors. OPPSSS!!!! He was sitting at the same table when we were kutuking the bachelors. Nana and I looked at each other with an “oh shit!” expression and we covered up by saying “not all were bad, a few were ok”. Haha!!

Incident Numero Due

Another time I was in Hartamas with Pam, Cass & Pam’s other frens when I sat next to this couple. I was thinking they looked a little familiar but I didn’t put much thought into it. The gal - she introduced herself as Hani - was talking to Cass about shopping and I was half listening coz I was busy watching the game (Netherlands was playing) when I heard something like “Im pretty much on my own the rest of the days so can go shopping and stuff.” I was curious to find out what she was working as coz she had so much free time so I asked “So what do you do?” and she answered “Oh I host a show, its live so I have to go to the studio on Tuesdays” to which I answered “Ohh okay, no wonder u have so much free time” and continued watching the game.

On the way back, after sending Pam’s fren to Shah Alam and Cass to PJ, we were talking about the people that night. Then Pam said, “Did you know who u were sitting next to?” and i was like “no” and she was like, “That’s Yasmin Hani lah” and I was like “Oooo…no wonder she said she was hosting a show. Haha!” Well, what can I say? Its like like i watch TV - I dont even have Astro - and I have no idea who Malaysian celebs are.

Incident Numero Tre

I was chatting with a guy friend online who used to always try to “ajak main” but I always didnt want to. He suddenly had this pic of a lady on his display pic so i said “Eh, siapa makcik tu?” then he juz smiled and went offline. Then a few hours later he came back online, with a different picture, but the same lady’s pic. I couldnt help but msg him and say “lah…gambar janda tu lagi?” and he went offline.

The next day, he was online with a picture of him and that lady side by side. I was already feeling weird at this. This guy friend of mine is 30+ but he looks late 20s. The lady in the pic looks old enough to be his mother auntie - somewhere in early 40s. Seeing their pic together made me think : Oh shit is it his gf? So I asked him straight away “Is she ur gf?” and he answered “yes”. Oh shit!! I juz made some lame joke and didnt know what else to say so juz kept quiet. Haha! Me and my big mouth.

Talk about Mistaken Identities

[ Update:] FUck!!! I juz found out that the “makcik” i was kutuk-ing is actually an chat friend of mine from singapore, I even have her on my myspace list. I am SOOOO screwed if her bf told her what I said about her.

I found this new template I really really like. Made some adjustments with it. AM very satisfied with the results tho I havent added the links yet coz im too lazy.

These few days has been filled with mostly football and lepaking with Pammy and her friends. We went over to Hartamas on Sunday night to meet up with the infamous JengPam’s half-arab best fren whom I’ve heard so much about. We brought Cass along (she’s on holiday too). Tot we were juz meeting up with a few people not to mention can cuci mata also at Hartamas Sq.

There was more people that we expected because Jeng invited his friends as well since its his first nite back from Egypt (where he bought a shisha bottle from Pam - gila happy minah tu). Had my first meal of the day - didnt take breakfast or lunch - Spaghetti Alfredo with Salmon. Yummy!! After sending Jeng back to Shah Alam & Cass back to PJ, we met up with arip & poks at Mosin to watch yet another game.

I watched the brazil match the other day at home. Didnt join the guys at Mosin this time. Makan popcorn sambil tgk bola best woo. I think Crotia did a good job at defending, it was hard for Brazil to make a goal. BUt of course I dont want to comment much on it. I will comment on something I do know and that is : Kaka was sooo hot hot hot!! Esp the last part where he took off his jersey. Sweet.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I downloaded this really cool plug-in/extension for Firefox. Its for instant match updates. As you can see from the screenshot, theres a list of the upcoming games on the left sidebar and the hot news. Then at the Status bar at the bottom it shows the current game and the time. It pops up notifications of Yellow & Red Cards and also Goals and also when its time. Oh and you can also change the skin to the different countries, the one Im using is Brasil (but of course)

Download it here

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I’ve been feeling a little under the weather lately. Not feeling so well, got flu and what not. He hasn’t replied my textes for 3-4 days now and when I call the alasan is no credit. Kinda feeling pening and havent been eating well also. Must be lack of proper sleep.

I thought that my paper was on monday and kinda kelam kabut studied for Database on sunday night. After I realized that it was on Tuesday, I went to bed really early at 5pm and planned to get up to study summore.

While I was sleeping, i dreamt that I was in uni and had to give this presentation on Tuesday before my exams. So I had to kelam-kabut-ly prepare for the presentation (which god knows what i was about) and finally ended at 10pm!! So I missed my exam, and the lecturer wont let me resit AND i was stuck it uni at 10pm. It was scary coz I had to stay awake till the next morning.

I woke up with a shock thinking that I might have overslept. Looked at my hp and it was 3.30 am, Tuesday morning and i heaved a sigh of relief. Got up and studied till exam this morning. I think i did OK

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This morning (at 3.30am) after I got up, I went to the toilet to take a shower. Then I saw not one, but TWO vases of the money plant - u know, that small green plant that people usually put in the toilet or in houses.

The next day I asked my mom about it an she said she put the plants there because she wants the toilet to smell nicer.

me : how the hell is it supposed to work?
mom : well, its like this, the plants absorb the smells
me : but they absorb carbon dioxide (CO2) lah
mom : Yalah, the CO2 and all the smells then it produce fresh oxigen
me : but the smells are not contained in the CO2, how would u kno it works?
mom : I dunno la..but that’s my theory
me : …..

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Happy Kaamatan (harvest festival) to all my sabahan friends

orginally by yours truly

11am, 12 March
Joe : ok, nanti diaorang akan tanya apa surprise nya? what are you going to say?
Me : ada lah…*then buat muka blank*
Joe : then?
Me : then bila bayor bill baru la dier org tau la
Joe : (3/10/2006 11:42:51 AM): tapikan, sure masa nak bayar diaorang dah collect duit,atau mungkin ada yg nak balik cepat,dia bayar dulu
Me : alar…kata la takyah
Joe : (3/10/2006 11:44:43 AM): ataupun, i rasa, sebelum bayar, atau masa dah tengah makan, you katalah jangan bayar sebab I bayar. then you keluarkanlah duit,but make sure cashier tuh tak ambil duit dari org lain
Me : yea yea

12:11pm, 16 March
Joe : dah pergi ambil ker?
Me : not yet
Joe : yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me : (kalo ambil cepat..kang ter-spend)
Joe : nanti kalau ada problem ker apa ker, dah susah
Me : ish
Me : then kalo ada problem, keep it for next gath la
Joe : habis sapa nak bayar gath ini?
Me : aiya..dont worry la
Me : i’ll go take it tomorrow, or this evening
Joe : mengada-ngada lah you nih coco
Joe : tomorrow? what if ada problem,then bila nak ambil? sat?
Me : ish dont worry lah
Joe : what if komputer kat bank tuh rosak?
Joe : or what if you demam?
Me : not exactly a happy camper arent u??
Joe : or what if hujan lebat?
Joe : or what if you lupa?
Joe : oklah, i nak tidur dah nih, bye
Me : how can i forget with u reminding me every 10 mins
Me : ok..nitey nite
Me : dont worry lah…adehh

05:30pm, 16 March
Me : Got the money, banked it into my own account (takut kena spend plak kalo dlm cash. LOL!). Guestlist is currently at 17 people : aku, Puteri, Delinn, Alangz, Sempoii, Su, Tgazfa + 2, Budak + 1, Angah, Bilal, Lil, Ima, Arc & GudGuy

7:26pm, Saturday (18 March)
Joe : you kat mana?
Me : kat umah…leaving soon
Joe : omg
Me : WHAT?!?!?!
Me : my hse is less than 15 mins la from that place
Joe : nanti i call,bye
Me : bye

7:45pm, Saturday (18 March) - telephone conversation
Joe : you kat mana? dah duduk ke?
Me : belum tapi dah kat the building la
Joe : semua dah dtg?
Me : Belum
Joe : naper?
Me : Dier org sembahyang la..baru datang
Joe : Dah book tempat?
Me : Nope
Joe : why not?
Me : takyah nak book, juz go and ask for tempat
Joe : pok pek pok pek…..