*One funny conversation I had with cik puteri*

put : amoiiii
put : lama tak nampak
me : dgr khabar…perut cik puteri tidak boleh menghadam makanan kat KK
me :
put : hahahahahahaha
put : siot, aku dah gastrik ko tau tak
me :
put : stress aku takleh makan
put : hebat ko ber-one nite stand tu bah
me :
put : hehehe
put : so comot la u all
put : ur dad n u dah ok ka?
me : yeah
put : hehehe good lah
me : my fren came to sleep over the other day
me : so nak tak nak kena la berbaik
me : (lagipun he gave $$$ )
me :
put : hehehehe
put : senang dirasuah la u
me : tis month miskin sgt la
me :
put : asek kuar jer
me : nak buat apa kat umah
put : ur one nite stand kosong today?
me : rasa nak tembak nick….he sentuh sentuh the template…pastu ilang la pula
put : ayoooo
put : template cantik tu
me : itula
me : kena buat balik
me : mlm tadi i dah bisingkan
put : tengok muka nick, cannot rasa marah laaa
put : kesian aje
me :
me : betul
put : hehee kan

*Gossiping Censored part of the conversation. After that we talked about this….*

put : gambir?
put : for wht?
me : lerr…tatau ke whats gambir for?
put : dunno
put : idont need one kan? hahaha
me : gambir is used to numb things
me : like if u hv insect bites
me : tapi…ada guys can use it to keep their d**k hard..and takde air keluar
me :
put : omigodddddddd
put : hahahaha
put : berkesan ke?
me : yeah, so I’ve heard
me :
put : so, if BJ, girl can bau the gambir la???
me : tapi i never actually say it live
me : kenot BJ la lepas letak gambir.,..later the gal mouth kebas
put : hahahahahahahhahahaa
put : stupid gambir laaaaaaaaaa
put : adoii lawak
me :
me : i cant imagine if a gal BJ
put : liquid or like balm tu?
me : balm?
put : girls p***y also can numb ka???
me : ntah
me :
me : oh ya horr
put :
me : i never tot of that
put :
me : if the inside of the p***y numb,..mesti takbest pula
me :
put : omigodddddddddddd
put : letih aku gelak
put : cannot cum laa camtu
me : im sooo blogging about this
me :
put :
put : can u imagine, p***y rasa numb macam nak pegi cabut gigi tu
put :
put : stupid gambirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
me :
me : cabut gigi
put : u know if nak cabut gigi, kena cucuk tu kan, kebas
put : b4 cabut tu
me :
put : u feel like ur pipi besar
put : now u feel p***y jd besar
put :
me :
me : sialllll
me :
put : i suggest, ban the gambir
put :
put : leh mampos aku gelak nih
me :
put : guna utk main sendiri dah laaa
put : jgn rosakkan p***y org tuu
me : buat apa utk main sendiri??
me : oh…i tot u mean gals main sendiri
me :
put : hahahahahaha
put : girls takyah gambir duhhhhhh
me : itula conpius jap

*had a round of laughter then….*

put : guna jari pun buleh (iklan tu)
me :
me : which iklan is that ahh? forgot
put : i cannot hear tht iklan ok…sure nak tergelak
me : oh..the rambut thingy kan
me :
me : so poyo that gal
me :
put : rejoice i think
put : yg dlm bas rambut dia mengerbang tu
put : kekekekeke
put : wht she meant wasnt the hair i think
put : kakakakakakkaa
me :
put : stupid iklan also
me : u notice or not, she use ALL her jejari
me :
put : yeahhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaha
put : so besar lobang can masuk whole tangan
put : ayaaaaaaa
me :
me : 2 hands beb…10 fingers maaa
me :
put : adeh, aku senak perut la tahan gelak

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Note to lola : eh, si heidi madah raffy madah ktk mok dtg kl tek. Mun mena, iboh lupa call. U can stay at my hse or sumthing. Nangga la kedak ne kelak.

Back when I was in Curtin, I registered myself to be an organ donor. Being wayy past 18 yrs old then, I didnt have to get parental consent. However I had to include the name and address of next-of-kin. In this case, I put in my dad’s because i had no next-of-kin.

The other day, Nick saw it and asked what it was.

Me : Its an organ doner card.
Nick : So you donate your organs la? *with a very puzzled look on his face*
me : Yeah…(duh!)
Nick : All of it?? *astonished expression*
Me : Ya, all my organs & tissues
Nick : So how you live??????
Me : !!!!!

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Since CNY is just around the corner, I saw this on someone’s blog (i forgot the URL).

Born in: 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997

Personality : Intelligent and self-confident. Patient and methodical, helpful and hardworking. Although they might appear rigid and slow, a kind and active mind is beneath. A Natural born under works systematically, the Ox is responsible for family and believes in authority but is sometimes too stubborn and traditional.

The Ox or the Buffalo sign symbolizes prosperity through fortitude and hard work. A person born during this year will be dependable, calm and methodical. A patient and tireless worker, he sticks to routine and conventions. Although he is generally fair-minded and a good listener, it is difficult to make him change his views as he is stubborn and often has strong prejudices.

Still, because of his steady and trustworthy character, the Ox person will be entrusted with positions of authority and responsibility. He will not fall short where duty calls. As a matter of fact, he should be careful not to get carried away.

The Ox likes: Tradition, Appreciation, Organisation, Sobriety and Routine

The Ox dislike: Gimmicks, Parties, Gossip, Laziness and Being Teased

Your Luck In Year 2006

Overall Forecast :Being ruled by the outspoken and invariable character, the Ox is easily disturbed over small matters. You may fall into the traps of people whom you trust. In the year of the Dog, it is more favourable to males than to females. Health luck is moderate.
Your career luck will be very smooth without any obstacles and will bring prosperity. However, businessmen should be alert of vile person’s pitfalls and must not act as guarantor and stay away from others affairs. Take precaution of the attack of cold or epidemic disease. Married couples will enjoy a very sweet conjugal love.

Health : The health of the Ox is not so good, particularly the females, due to their weakness resistance. Take the necessary health protection. Should any old illness relapse, go for medical treatment immediately. Young Ox should keep away from smoking and wine completely. Take care of traffic safety.

Career : Career and work are very good without obstructions but you must not trust people easily to avoid being conned. It is not advisable for employees to change job this year.

Love : Married couples will enjoy their conjugal life even better than ever. However, they should be careful of involvement of a third party which will damage their happy family. Lovers may proceed with their marriage plan.

Wealth : You will make considerable income. Perhaps you can allocate a little part of the finance for a more comfortable living environment and keep the rest as reserve fund for business expansions.

The BBQ I had last nite was quite fun - too much lots of food : marinated beef (3 kg), chicken wings (1 kg), mash potatoes (RM6 worth), sandwiches (2 loaves - trimasih Kak L) & tidbits. But only 8 out of 13 people turned up Most were sick with the flu so cant really help that, but the others had like no money or were busy. Nevermind la

It wasnt as big and grand as the BBQs i used to do at the beach back in KK or Miri. We had like at least 30-40 people at a time, but at that time we were quite the gila-gila type..willing to do anything and everything - jump into the lake, pelt each other with mud, make bonfires on hostel grounds until the guard chased us away, played cho tai ti till 7am, etc, etc - so it was great.

Not to say that last nite was terrible. In fact, it was a nice BBQ among close frens, lots of laughing and joking with each other and cooking and eating. We were so stuffed after. And slightly drunk because there was a bottle of Chivas, JD & Vodka Kurant. Then we went to Azril’s place to watch the Liverpool match (they won 1-0, making someone jump up and down) and makan kacang.

Went back around 2 am…..my whole body felt so heaty that i didnt get to sleep but stayed up trying to go online on dialup (my mom is SO going to kill me when the phone bill comes). Then talked on the phone with a fren for an hr before continuing thru SMS. Only slept around 7 am Sunday.

Incik P called at 2pm ajak lunch at McD so we went for lunch wif Ms E, then went to Ace Hardware, Ikea & Curve to go buy stuff. Then went to her place to use the internet, play tennis and lepak (different ppl do different things la).

Now going to lepak…babai

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An MSN conversation the other day…

~B|aCk^RaVeN~ Malaysia’s Next Top Model~ says:
i tot tat kuih bahulu was kuih berbulu
~B|aCk^RaVeN~ Malaysia’s Next Top Model~ says:
is it nice?
[CoCoNuT^iCe] She sits in the corner, singing herself to sleep… says:
teruk
[CoCoNuT^iCe] She sits in the corner, singing herself to sleep… says:
its nice
[CoCoNuT^iCe] She sits in the corner, singing herself to sleep… says:
made of egg..sweet and fluffy
~B|aCk^RaVeN~ Malaysia’s Next Top Model~ says:
ahah
[CoCoNuT^iCe] She sits in the corner, singing herself to sleep… says:
but no bulu
~B|aCk^RaVeN~ Malaysia’s Next Top Model~ says:
LoL!

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My parents’ conversation the other day while preparing to go to Tg Malim (my mom is from there)…

Dad : Aren’t you going to buy some oranges to bring back?
Mom : No need la, we’re still going again on CNY eve. You always shoot out something off the top of your head.
Dad : Nolah, I can shoot something between my thighs. *laughs*
Mom : Aiya…u ahh!!

*I just pretended i didnt hear anything*

I was smsing around to look for a BBQ pit because im planning to have a small one soon. So i smsed Siddiq to ask.

Me : Sid, do u hv a BBQ Pit? Planning on collecting money to organize a BBQ at my place.
Sid : I hv 1 BBQ with gas and another 1 normal type. Got student discount or not?
Me : So how big is the normal pit? Im thinking of making mash potatoes oso so
need to borrow utensils.
*after a few hrs*
Sid : Sorry for the late reply. fone no batt. My pit is quite small, a bit smelly and hairy.
Me : ……

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p/s: to those who got my sms, please RSVP asap. Thanks

I was hanging out with a couple of frens at a fren’s hse on new year’s eve and we had a great time talking and laughing about nasi lemak bungkus, the God complex and gambir Sarawak so many other things.

Anyway, one question that popped up was “what have you achieved in 2005 (besides work/studies)?” After i went back, i was thinking about how so many things has happened to me in the past year that made a significant change in my life.

So what have i actually achieved?

1. A greater sense of maturity - mixing with older more matured people made me more aware of the complexity of life and learn from other ppl’s experiences
2. More understanding of the opposite sex - This year I have been dabbling a lot in relationships (mostly with negative results) and my verdict : Its too complicated for me to take interest in it.
3. Freedom - In late 2005, my parents finally gave up on me trust me enough for me to make my own decisions. They have given me alot of freedom, of which I am very grateful.
4. A larger group of friends - I’ve learnt to change my mindset about people, prejudices and stereotypes by getting to know more types people that I usually would.
5. The drive to do my best - Listening to people’s stories make me want to strive to do the best even if it seems impossible at this moment. I want to be successfull, not someone who will look down the road in 40 yrs time and say “Damn! why didnt I do better when I was younger?”
6. Better Attitude - I’ve learnt to adopt a don’t-care attitude, especially when it comes to ‘what people think’. I realized that you cant change people’s mindset esp if they are some old, overly sensitive, mcm baik sgt makciks so just do your own thing and time will decide who is right.

It probably doesnt look like a lot of achievements to most people but everything mentioned is a big deal in my point of view. To some it might seem silly, nonsense or (God forbid!) insulting.

Come to think of it, 2005 has been an interesting year, full of funny incidents and anecdotes, but dotted with a few low points. Here’s a short summary:

Clubbin 5 nites a row in KK | Hooked up with 1st bf | Getting to know CS group | Getting involved in Yahoo! Chat | Seriously into Blogs & RBJ | Regularly clubbing | Regularly drinking | Breezing thru studies | Had a stalker | Fofular in KL1,KL2, Msia1 | Meeting chatters | Dating chatters | Took a break from clubbing | Attended gatherings | Involved in blogwar | Started my degree | Made lots of meaningful friendships | Breaking up | Made a vow not to date chatters | Broke a few friendships | Stopped chatting | Moved house | Learnt mamak-ing till dawn | Learnt to survive without internet | Re-read every fiction i own | Bought tons of new books | Bogged down with assignments | Made Starbucks my 2nd home | Started Clubbing again | Met 2nd bf | Went out almost every nite with the guys | Drinking more | Stuck to a close circle of friends | Breaking up | Got good results | Holiday with Family

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Something I came across while digging old chat logs:

P: u are okay .. bubly …. straight open
P: hmmmm cool
P: patience .. somehow pening tenngok reactions orang lain .. apsal laa this world is somehow weird ..
P: apsal laa orang cannot be this and that
P: hahaha
P: knowledgeable …. experience … able to fit in the crowd …
P: hmmm
P: bab yang tak baik ..
P: time management .. selalu kantoi

Dear P,
U’ll be glad to know that one of my many resolutions is to improve on my time management

Beautiful woman are made to be admired. Dont you agree? Im sure many guys lusted over Angelina Jolie in Mr & Mrs Smith. As a normal human being, I appreciate beauty : be it a lifelike painting, a gorgeous sunset, a handsome guy, and even, a beautiful woman.

Lately I’ve been lepaking with my guy frens alot (as usual la..its been like that since a long time ago) and I have this feeling that they’ve started considering me as “one of the guys”. And like most other guys (and some girls) when they hang out together-gether, they like to ogle at the opposite sex- even when they are halfway telling an interesting story.

The thing is, i often join in these discussions and even throw in a few comments of my own. ahaha! Even talking about fantasies and stuff - from standards like a hot gal wearing a man’s long-sleeved button up shirt with nothing underneath to outrageous ones like…err…i’d rather not say because I still want to keep my blog PG-13. haha!

Anyway, the other day my fren asked me something funny :
Fren : can i ask u something?
me : yea?
fren : Are u lesbian?
me: huh? No la!! *laughs*
fren : But you look at girls…
me : Well, beautiful women are made to be admired
fren : oh yeah..and so much more…*gives this horny look*

*note to self : must stop ogling at girls

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It seems like he haunts me now that i’ve broken up with him. First, when i went to lowyat the other day, i happen to walk into the shop that we always browsed around in and we used to date in BB (because it was near his place and easily accessible). Then another time, someone happen to pass by me somewhere in ikano and he smelt exactly like my ex - Jean Paul Gaultier, the blue bottle of a man’s torso.

And the freakiest one was when I was at TTDI and this guy with the same body build and style of dressing came. He even used a black bandanna with some white tribal designs - exactly what my ex always used coz he didnt like his haircut - i mean, who uses that anymore? Its outdated. I had to like look closely to make sure it wasnt him. Phew!

freaky eh?