Im supposed to finish a draft on a MAJOR, 3000 word (emphasis added) due on Monday but I havent even started (-_-; ) I keep getting distracted and do other things like :

1. Write this post
2. Finally finish my new blog template (including all the links) nice o not?
3. Wrap a fren’s bday present - AFTER I finished reading it. I kno im terrible but it was too interesting to put down LOL!
4. Sleep from 9pm-1am (which is why i cant sleep now)
5. Made 2 cups of tea and finished it

Oh yeah, actually i wanted to write about this Starbucks waiter. hehe! Been wanting to write about it for some time but never got round to doing it. So here goes….

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I frequently go to Starbucks Ikano to drink Iced Caffe Mocha and use the internet (it frustrates me no end to NOT have internet connection at home). I often go after classes in the evening to do assignments (and chat). As a result, Im always looking tired and very stressed whenever I go there.

A few weeks back, I wrote a post about one of the baristas (sp?) there - I’ll call him “Z”. Usually we have to wait for the drinks at the counter, but I have the privilage (or disadvantage?) of Z sending the drinks to my table. Some time after that, I asked him to give me free drinks, but he asked for my number in exchange. I didn’t give it to him so I just smiled and went “hehe!”

When I went there recently, I wasnt feeling well so I ordered a hot drink instead of my usual iced mocha. So when Z brought the drinks, he said “Here’s your drink dear” and I just said “oh, thanks” ignoring his last word. Then 10 minutes later (I havent even touch the cup), he came back and said “I stir for you ok?” and proceeded to stir my drinks.

Then after about half an hour he came back to my table:

Z : Are you interested in drama? There’s going to be this audition for this play and im supposed to look for people…..etc etc {cant really remember his exact words}

Me : Im not free la, I’ve got a lot of assignments to do. I dont have the time for this other activities.

Z : Its not that difficult, just memorize the script and go for a few practices. U just give your number and they’ll call if you’re selected…etc etc

Me : Nolah, my parents would kill me if they knew i was too involved in so many things. (pause) Alar..kalo nak number I, tanya direct je la {if you want my number, just ask directly}

Then he left and came back with a piece of paper and I was like “huh?” and he said “can i hv ur number? U said i could have it” then I just scribbled my number. And while i was writing it down, he asked “why not we go jalan jalan one day?” and I was like “err…nola, im not free” so he said “alar, u must have a bf already.” And I just smiled and said “hehe”

And all this while i was chatting with Pam online till she had to leave and we continued SMSing each other. I was telling her “I hope he’s not seriously going to call” and she answered “of course he’ll call. he stirred ur drinks didnt he?” and she was laughing at how I got my own personal stirrer.

Sekinchan and max were also laughing about it after i told them the “dear” part. Sure kena tease about him kaw-kaw after this

p/s: maybe I should ask for free drinks on Monday for my belated birthday prezzie

To be continued…..

All guys are gay??

I had this conversation with a classmate of mine whom i havent met for quite some time. He said “all guys are gay. But no one would ever admit it”. This is his reasoning:

Guys watch porn right? What kind of porn do they usually watch? Male-female porn. (some guys also watch lesbian porn tho). If the actor is not well-endowned, would they watch it? Would they choose one that shows a “short and small” one or a “thick and long” one? Obviously the latter. So, all guys are attracted to watching well-endowned men. Meaning they have a small sense of gay-ness.

We were laughing our heads off at his reasoning. I’ve never heard it from that point of view.

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Last weekend
Last weekend i was pretty busy. Friday night I went for dinner with Pam & Andre, sorta like a gals nite out. We went to the food court at hartamas - the spaghetti there is superb, so rich and cheesy alfredo sauce. Then we sat and chit chat, shared stories about what we missed, shared ghost stories (citer wajib) and cracked jokes. Poor andre was hving flu and she somhow managed to sprain her thumb badly that she has to wear something like a small sling over her thumb.

After that we lepaked at Mosin TTDI (our new hangout place) and met up with the 2 stooges and macna. Then Pam & Andre left early, then pokiah sent macna back then farm + fren dtg. Talk talk for some time, den farm +fren balik. so i finally got back at 6.30 am, took a shower and finished my assignment. Went to sleep at 8 am, Sat morning.

Woke up at 1.30pm, had lunch, watch tv, heard my sis & my mom quarreling (yet again!) did my assignment, went to sleep at 5.30pm. Got up at 8 sumtin coz pam colling colling (she went to anugerah ERA & we’re supposed to go out after that. Encik amat called at around 10 something, want to ajak lepak but i was going out at 11.30 so we planned to meet up after that. Went to PH with pam, met Man. But that nite mcm kurang mood want to drink or dance so Pam & I juz sat at the bar talking. After det met the 2 stooges at Lotus around 3 sumthing - they sibuk cuci mata, we sibuk makan coz didnt eat dinner. Man was so drunk owedi so he juz sat quietly while the rest of us chit chatted. We went all back early, then slept - too tired already even tho i’ve been sleeping on and off the whole day.

Next day had nasi ayam for lunch then went to maju junction in the evening. Had some bun for tea, den char kuey tiau for dinner. Den went to lotus at jln TAR but i didnt eat. Den took the Star lrt to masjid jamek and putra lrt to Kelana Jaya. but the LRT stopped at Tmn bahagia and refused to move, so i took a taxi from thr to Mosin (RM5) den makan Mumtaz naan….soo sedap. the 3 of us bantai 2 keping. Laughed until perut sakit giler den went back around 1.30 am (very early by our usual standards).

In short, Sat was for sleeping and Sunday was for eating. LOL! Next weekend i dont think im going clubbing la. Kenot tahan, its been 3 weekends in a row. Its not that i spend money - cover charge is free, and drinks is sponsered - but i malas. So plans next Sat is to mabuk teh o ais at mosin until the next day la - if all goes well. Hehehe!

Quoted from CLEO Sex Q&A:
“Can I get pregnant through oral sex?”
- wadahel…u stupid or something? Never pay attention in Form3 Science ahh?

Quoted from a YM conv with a friend,
“Once i asked my bf (who was still wearing his pants and just cummed) ‘did any of it kena me kah?’ and he answered ‘Im still wearing pants la for goodness sake!!!’”
- Tu dah overdose paranoid oii makcik….ingat benda tu mcm roket ke…bila pancut dier mcm “SUPERSPERM!!!” leh terbang melalui udara den masuk thru the sluar ke?

Quoted from a MSN conv with another friend
“(while talking bout her fear of tampons) Im scared that it’ll expand too big and i cant take it out”
- Wei..u think its like those car wash sponge ahh…expand till so big? its not like those small capsuls that u throw into the water and the sponge increases to be a shape of a dinosaur, animal, tree (never seen em? got in Petrosains KLCC)

Conversation during an extreamly boring speech in a large hall - 2 gals incl me & bout 6-7 guys
Ms. Naive : (talking bout her cat back home) I miss my meow meow..cian my pussy not fed
Cheeky Guy: Come let me feed it sausages *whole gang bursts in laughter*
MN : What? What’s so funny? *all laugh even more*
- Eventually i had to explain it because i was the only gal..and her reaction was “how can something innocent be used for something so dirty?” Adehhhhhh

hehehe….ok so i’ll end with this quiz..if u can answer all, i’ll belanja u roti canai & teh o Ice Answer in the comments

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in “k”and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man’s pant that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with “f ” and ends with “u-c-k”?

5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in “u-n-t” which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with “f ” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more?

9) What four-letter word ends in “i-t ” and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

NOTE: Added 2 new links. Sarong Party Girl (SPG) whose nipple-baring pic caused controversy in Singapore news and Kenny Sia…who unsucessfully tried to mimic her popularity - read his second post, i nearly died laughing at his first 2 posts (thanks merv for the links)

Went to the National Level Gawai Open Hse at Miri City Fan yesterday….there were SO MANY ppl…..managed to sneak backstage and saw the Senario guys in person and also Erra Fazira (no, Yusry wasnt there) and Vince. Hanged around for a while and got Erra’s and 2 Senario guys (not sure of their names) autographs and left.

Went to eat dinner then L & i went to CB to play pool n check out d new band. There wuz so many ppl, as usual. Okay..bout the new band…the music is okay…but the singers dont know the lyrics well, and the pronounciation isnt that good. Also, they arent very professional when performing, still chit chatting while on stage. Lots of room for improvement.

Managed to watch the Euro football. Portugal vs Greece and Spain vs Russia. Watched the first game, Greece won (2-1) though i missed the goal from greece. Only managed to watch the 1st half and last 20 mins of the 2nd game. I missed the goal from Spain…noo!! but luckily they won…yippie~!!! { http://www.euro2004.com }

After the game wuz over, L & i were thirsty so went to drink at a coffeeshop chitchat till 6.30 am then we took a bus back. So tired…..sleepy….but it wuz fun Tho i didnt get to play as much pool as I’d like. Oh yeah…and i ate dim sum for breakfast today…yummy~!!

Well, im off to sleep….good nite…or rather gud morning~!

- Fi

p/s: I posted my poems and short story on http://www.fictionpress.com/~sikepi <—please read and comment! Thanks