The Zestful IcedNyior

Guess what (or rather, who) I managed to capture on camera while I was lepaking in a kedai mamak in Klang. Eww..what were they doing?

p/s: sorry fafa & bammy coz couldnt go out lepak last nite. I lepaked Sunday night and missed class on monday so Mother was making noise.

Had a slight drama this morning (around 3am). Aree texted me saying “Holy fuck i just checkd my passport xpired! Mcmana ni?!” and then she rang me up before I could reply to her text. We went around asking people how long it would take to make a new passport. And found out that it takes about 24 hours to process and complete. So as of now (8am) Aree is currently at Pusat Bandar Damansara doing her passport. Hope it gets done in time because our flight is 12 something tomorrow.

Omg I can’t believe we’re actually flying off to Phuket tomorrow. The plan today is Pam is flying in from KK at around 3pm-ish. Such a jet setter that girl. Then she’s coming to pick up her car and off to a meeting.

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I was laughing my head off at this joke I read a few days back. Enjoy!

apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?
ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong ha lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..
apek:?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..
ali : apa probrem ?
apek:manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..
ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..
apek:lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
apek:???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??
ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..
apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)
apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..
ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..
ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla.

hahaha!

This is a conversation I just had, around 5am earlier - after coming back from lepaking with friends. Was kinda blur a bit (as usual).

me: sedih tak tgk lembu kena sembelih?
me: fi tak penah tgk penyembelihan  dpn mata
abgfir: biasa tengok tak rasa apa2
abgfir: abg biasa uruskan 400 ekor sehari - kambing
me: byk nye
abgfir: tuh yg dah lali dah. masa kat arab - musim haji
abgfir: 30k kambing malaysia kena smebelih
abgfir: so diaorg buat sehari 300 ekor
abgfir: kami ada 13 org, letih
abgfir: yg sembelih org africa..dalam 50 org
abgfir: setiap ekor nak sembelih kita kena baca nama setiap org
me: nama siapa?
me: kambing tu ke?
abgfir: nama org yg buat haji
me: ooooooo
me: sorry..blur…hahaha
abgfir: kambing mana da nama

I was obviously talking without thinking. Haha!
Have a Great Hari Raya peeps! And be safe on the roads!

Baby, you take care too