Then watch Ipron Man 2!!

p/s: I didn’t create this poster.

p/s/s : I’m going to watch Iron Man 2 tonight with the geng.

“Malaysians, especially Muslims, must avoid being totally immersed in the internet culture, especially Facebook and Twitter, said Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim.

He added that facilities like internet could not be accepted wholly because it was a form of business introduced by the West and “Malaysians were just users.”

Yes, all this coming from the Info Comm minister of Malaysia in a local newspaper The Star. Read the full article here.

As can be expected, the Msian Twitter-ers are not happy and came up with a hashtag #yorais that talks about how old, ancient and backward thinking he is.

And the best part, it made it in the current top trending topics in Twitter. Here’s a screenshot for proof. LOL! Malaysia & Twitter boleh?

Some sample #yorais tweets :

• #yorais is so ancient, when asked about ‘good ol’ days’, he replies, “BC or AD?”.
• Rais is so ancient that the word “past”,”history” and “sejarah” hasn’t existed. #yorais
• #yorais Rais is so ancient, he anyams his own clothes
• first rice plant after him. #yorais
• In the afterlife, you’ll identify Rais right away. He’s so old, he has no navel. #yorais
• Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, “Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?” #yorais

Check out Twitter for more #yorais

Updates :

Check out Spinzer’s post, it has a dynamic chart to show how fast the hashtag is rising.

Siapa la pula yang mencari Tetek Janda ni? LOL!

Pic credit to @lohhw3 – I wonder what kinda email he was opening to pull up that kind of search result :P

Some people were asking what does my status mean. Let me give a brief explanation *puts on black thick rimmed glasses*

Binary is a numeric system which uses two numerals to represent all real numbers. While the most common counting system, the decimal system, uses ten numerals, binary uses only 0 and 1.

Each digit in a binary number system therefore represents a power of two. The first digit on the right represents the 0th power, the second represents the 1st power, the third represents the 2nd power, and so on. So the number 1 in the decimal system is represented also as 1 in the binary system. The number 23, by contrast, is represented as 10111 (16+0+4+2+1).

Basically binary is made up of only 0 & 1 and the digit is to the power of two and it adds up. So this year its kinda cool (in a very geeky kinda way) because they are a few dates that look like binary, namely 010110, 100110, 011010 and 101010.

Well today is 100110 which means:

• 10 January 2010
• The hex colour #100110 which is a variation of black (#000000) <—this line is coloured #100110
• In binary it equals the number 38
• Trivia : In the Futurama episode “Mother’s Day” (ep 14/19 of 2nd season), protesters chant “Hey Hey, Ho Ho, 100110″ #

Nothing too overly special or secret, just the geek in me grins because its such a geeky number :D In fact a friend of mine said, “I like binary because its either Yes (1) or No (0), no maybe’s or in between”.

Oh btw, 10 actually equals to “2” which explains my quote above

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic man says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “  have a daughter who is slim, tall, 38-Double D breasts, 24″ waist, and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say,
‘Oh My God!.’

Hehehe! Gah sorry for my lack of proper posts. Been busy with work and getting back into the groove of working life. My bioclock is so out of whack I’m only sleeping at 4-5am every night (morning). Of course the fact that I’m playing Dragon Age: Origins really doesn’t help it :P

Oh btw, i just bought a new domain www.icednyior.com where I keep a list of my blogs and social networks. Do check it out :D

Checked my email today and saw this. Maria Ozawa is following me. woot! Hahaha!

Talk about a typo error. Something funny found somewhere near a mamak stall. Hehe

Did you notice that shops are starting to sell Christmas-y stuff even though its only early November? Even all those beauty companies are starting to have Christmas promotions and all that. Mampos la. How will i ever survive? Get cash advance loans? I don’t even have a credit card – which is probably a good thing, especially with my addiction to online shopping. Haha!

Okay back to the subject. Way back when I was in uni, I had this roommate who was utterly nuts about Christmas. She actually felt the Christmas spirit as early as July!! So when I got into the room after a long day at class, or to take a nap when I had long breaks in between classes, there she’ll be, playing songs like “I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus” and “Silent Night” on her laptop and singing happily to herself.

Once, she even organized an exchanging Christmas gift thingy at the end of the year and forced encouraged us to participate. We did and she was most excited of all. She even piled up the gifts at one corner, took a camera to take a photo of the gifts and said (probably out of habit), “One, Two, Three, Smile!!”. Yes, she asked a pile of gifts to “Smile”. We really cracked up on that one.

Well, I would admit that it was fun. Always nice to give gifts to the people you care about. Ah, now I have about two months to think about what to give to the family and close friends. Hurm…

Spotted by a friend’s friend at the Muzium Negara. LOL! Ironic ain’t it?

[via facebook]

Everytime I hear this song, it makes me smile :D Enjoy!

I Want to Box My Friend
by Andrew LD (myspace)

Hey mamat - Ha apa dia
You want to listen to my story ah? - Habaq la
You make sure you dont laugh u know - Tak gelak lah
This I very angry - Apa dia
You listen - Apa dia
Listen la

Let me tell you a story
I dont like use the internet
Then one day my friend told me
I’m sooo like an apek
Sit in front of TV
What also never get
He told to use to internet
So I can find awek

Now I very angry coz I register in Friendster
So hard I upload pictures
Now he tell me Facebook better
So what the heck now la I also register
After two weeks later, now he tell me Twitter! (Pulak doh!)

Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to box my friend
Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to bite his hand (geget dia!)

That one never mind, this story even worst
I try to chatting chatting, I found this ‘BloodyGhost’
She talk to me so nicely, I also fall in love
Her picture also nice la, She say want to meet me

Then one day she did call me
Lets go eat wantan mee
I said Okay baby, I might finally meet my lady
Then I go to see her, she also look so pretty
Until i went to toilet, she was standing and wee wee! (laa pondaaan!)

Aiyo…why my life like this (macamano ni)
Aiyo…I want to box my friend
Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to bite his hand (tumbuk dia!)

(conversation)

Now he tell me Johnny, dont you ever worry
He very very sorry, he find me pretty lady
First i listen to him, I tell him properly
You want to find me lady, I slap your face first nicely!

Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to box my friend
Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to bite his hand (geget dia!)