Zestful One

Khaleed’s Buka Puasa Invite

Posted by IcedNyior on September 4, 2009  |  No Comments

Got a SMS from Khaleed today :

Calling all meat lovers!! 2day i’d to organize a buka pose session n after dat proceed to gaming at Idaman. Venue is at Carnaval Churascaria damansara, beef buffet, RM48 per person,i need 2 get a head count so i can make necessary reservation, o nw i need u to close ur eyes,imagine tender meat scwred on a stick,bbq to perfection (perfection! (yusuf tayoob style)) n then the waiter actually cut the meat from the stick on to u plate(yusuf tayoob…eh wait silap,perfection!) n then u pour sweet sweet gravy on top of the meat,n imagine doing that over n over again,yup its a beef buffet,so holla at your boy asap. Arai-sham-nikk-emil-ainul-ariff-fiona-ary-yong-daniel n ur significant others ya n others if i failed to mention any,ajak je sape2

Haha, saje je buat org lapar.

Avoid H1N1, Dont Masturbate. Hv Sex Instead

Posted by IcedNyior on August 10, 2009  |  5 Comments

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 (Bernama) — Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.
"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.

The former associate professor of ecology at Universiti Malaya has authored several books on complementary therapy called, ‘Ecological Healing System’.
Dr Palaniappan said his 33 years of research had shown that high acidity in the body resulted in loss of immunity, thus making people more susceptible to viral diseases like Influenza A (H1N1).

Hence, to prevent acidity, it was essential to consume alkaline food and drinks that could neutralise excess acid in the body.

Dr Palaniappan recommends coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of H1N1.

For example, he said, those who felt feverish and developed a burning sensation while attending to a call of nature because of extreme acidity, could neutralise it by drinking coconut water, twice a day, for three days.

He also recommended orange, lemon and pomelo which, despite containing citric acid, were very rich in potassium and therefore, would not disturb the body’s immunity.

According to Dr Palaniappan, excessive physical activity like running a marathon should be avoided as it produced acid due to excessive metabolic activity.

Similarly, he said, keeping late nights without adequate sleep and working without proper rest could also increase the body’s acidity which in turn, lowered immunity and made the body vulnerable to viral attacks.

Dr Palaniappan’s blog: http://ecohealingsystem.blogspot.com/ discusses the therapy in more detail.

Source: http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=431369

Hehehe! I found this kinda funny.

MeganFox is a MAN?!?!? lol lol!

Posted by IcedNyior on June 20, 2009  |  1 Comment

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

Here’s a video of how they made the CGI Megan Fox much hotter:

Get more “stories” at : http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/ lol

Microsoft Cibai For Dummies

Posted by IcedNyior on May 22, 2009  |  16 Comments

If you don’t already already know, Microsoft has a research project called ‘Cibai’ (link). Apparently, its “an abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes”.

So today I present you this book:

*giggles*

My balls are bigger than yours

Posted by IcedNyior on May 19, 2009  |  2 Comments

Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours”

Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?)

LOL!

Boobjobs or Blowjobs?

Posted by IcedNyior on May 10, 2009  |  3 Comments

A conversation one slow saturday night

Girl: im watching beauty and the geek
Guy Fren: dat series is saks..
Guy Fren: making fun of the geeks..
Girl: funny
Girl: got this gal
Girl: she did a boobjob
Girl: 8K
Girl: wtf!!!!
Guy Fren: to one of the ggeks?
Girl: BOOB JOB
Girl: -_-
Girl: BOOOBBBB
Guy Fren: sorry,,
Guy Fren: i tot blowjob using boob…

Vibrator stories

Posted by IcedNyior on May 9, 2009  |  3 Comments

Overheard

Girl: btw did i tell u my vibrator rosak
Guy Fren:: which one?
Girl: i only got one
Girl: :/
Guy Fren:: i tot hp one..
Girl: what the -_-

Memantat Sotong?

Posted by IcedNyior on April 20, 2009  |  8 Comments

I got an sms yesterday

Weh korang, 2-3 ari lepas pakngah msg aku. Sblm dia gi memantat sotong, dia ajak MMS. Aku plan hari jumaat – 24/4 mlm kat kg baru. Siapa on reply.

A few minutes later.

*mencandat sotong, bukan memantat. sorry typo

Hehehe

[Joke] I want a 14 inch penis

Posted by IcedNyior on April 17, 2009  |  4 Comments

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she’d better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman..

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You know you’re a nerd if..

Posted by IcedNyior on March 19, 2009  |  2 Comments

even though you are short of money, you would rather pay for all your hosting & domains so that it won’t expire and didn’t pay for your phone bill, causing it to be barred.

So people, if you need to contact me, please call instead of SMS-ing :P