Khaleed’s Buka Puasa Invite

Got a SMS from Khaleed today : Calling all meat lovers!! 2day i’d to organize a buka pose session n after dat proceed to gaming at Idaman. Venue is at Carnaval Churascaria damansara, beef buffet, RM48 per person,i need 2 get a head count so i can make necessary reservation, o nw i need u [...]

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Avoid H1N1, Dont Masturbate. Hv Sex Instead

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 (Bernama) — Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy. Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised. [...]

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MeganFox is a MAN?!?!? lol lol!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man. When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.” At the time, reporters passed it off as [...]

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Microsoft Cibai For Dummies

If you don’t already already know, Microsoft has a research project called ‘Cibai’ (link). Apparently, its “an abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes”. So today I present you this book: *giggles*

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My balls are bigger than yours

Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours” Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?)   LOL!

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