On the third day of raya, when all the mamak stalls were closed, including our favourite mamak stall, Mosin @ TTDI, we had to find new ports to lepak at to pass the time away.

We finally settled on Syed at Bangsar (no, not Jalan telawi side - where all the clubs are). Im told the briyani there was nice, but i wasnt really in the mood for heavy rice meals. After days of good malay food, i wanted a change of cuisine and settled for western food while my frens ordered Satay (20 sticks) and lots of teh o ais - our official lepak drink

When the bill came, we were laughing at it :

Would u like some fries with your Lhamp Chops?

Lamb Chop was called Lhamp Chop and it costs a whopping 11.90 for 2 pieces of burnt meat with a lousy tasting sauce. Seriously, it was one of the most pathetic and yukky lamb chops i have ever tasted. Even Makanlah - my uni’s cafeteria - served it way better and with more meat summore.

Hehehe!

After One utama (refer previous post) yesterday, G (my sis) and I went to Ikano to lepak in Starbucks coz she wanted to go online and stock up her pencilcase for her SPM. Soon after that, we met with BJB (Budak Jahat B—-).

Then I felt like going to the toilet. Theres this small hole in the wall toilet just before the entrance to Ikea from Ikano that most people dont know about except for the workers in nearby shops. I usually go there because it is the nearest toilet to Starbucks. The downside is that it usually smells of cigarette smoke.

So i walked to the toilet and check to see which one was vacant. One door had a red indicator and the other had a green indicator, so of course I grabbed the handle of the empty toilet and swung it wide open.

“Eh!” I looked up into the very shocked eyes of a chinese guy sitting on the toilet bowl with his hand covering his crotch area, his pants around his thighs and his legs ‘kepit-ed’ tightly together. I had to fight an urge not to laugh. How could someone have forgot to locked the door while taking a dump in a public toilet? So i said “Opps, excuse me” with a selamba face and closed the door.

I heard the door instantly lock after that. I remembered the look of shock on his face and started laughing to myself as i walked out of the toilet to use the toilet on the 1st floor because I cant imagine his embarressed reaction if i were to be standing outside when he came out.

So i went upstairs to the toilet and wanted to enter the first toilet. when i pushed open the door, i saw a small girl holding it and trying to pull up her panties. I said “opps sorry” and went to the next toilet which was -luckily - empty. Thats TWICE i walked into someone who didnt lock the public toilet!!

Lesson of the day : Please, PLEASE, lock the toilet door, especially if ur using a public toilet.

Note: incik sekinchan kata “luckily it wasnt a mengcangkuk toilet”…hahahahahha…

Intersting sites:
http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/my-firefox-extensions/
http://mozy.com/

me: lagu yg u suka tu, Isis - Goo goo dolls..i ada versi acostik…best siut…STIM
mak ayam: really?
mak ayam: gime gime
mak ayam: all time fav song tu
me: best…sampai terbasah basah meleleh
me:
mak ayam: siottt
mak ayam: hahahaha
mak ayam: air apa yg meleleh?
me: i curi dari thumbdrive pokiah aritu
*5 minit kemudian*
mak ayam: MEMANG MELELEH LAAAA DGR LAGU NIE ~
me: kan kan kan kan???
mak ayam: KAAAAANNNNN
me:
mak ayam: hehehe
mak ayam: rasa nk kawen dgn dia
me:
me: kaya tak?
me:
mak ayam: sape?
me: kalo kaya…tapi buruk…takpe
mak ayam: goo goo dolls
mak ayam: sure kaya
me: buruk tu leh tutup mata
me:
mak ayam: hehehhe
mak ayam: ensem pun tutup mata gak kdg
me:
mak ayam: hehehhe
mak ayam: tatau la if u stim bukak mata
mak ayam: hahahahha
mak ayam: terbeliak cam tercekik
me:
me: i tutup mata
me:
mak ayam: yeessss
mak ayam: good girl

12 October 2005
:: Morning - 8am ::

My day started early today, had to wake up at 8 coz Nick came to pick me up at 8.30 coz we had to be at uni b4 9.30am for choir. Thrs an exhibition of Posters Of the World from the Swiss ambassador’s private collection & an exhibition of Albert Einstein’s life (even his orginal passport was displayed). We (the choir) hv been practicing the song Edelweiss & Kami anak msia for 2-3 weeks already.

Had a full dress rehersal at 10 am when Tan Sri LKW asked us to change the malay song to an english one. Everyone was so pissed but no choice, so we decided to sing You raise me up (Josh Groban) with Reena (our leader) singing the verse solo and we singing the chorus.

We only finished the whole function at about noon.

:: AFTERNOON ::

Had math class at 12.30-2pm. After that I went wif Laila Isabela and Afundi eL to Cheras to beramas-mesra interbiu the maktab polis ppl about the firewall & computer system they were using. Before that dah tukar baju sbb malu pakai t-shirt itam limkokwing.

All the pak polisi were so semangat in giving us whatever we needed and were really helpful. (Probably coz they were bored and had nothing to troubleshoot - maklum la….jaga server). We ols siap ambil gambar kat server room yg sejuk giler and all the equipment yg berribu-ribu so that’s whr all our duit saman goes. Finished around 4-5 pm.

:: EVENING ::

Went to a “bazaar” ramadhan at street mall, cyberjaya. Bazaar apa entah….4-5 gerai je, beli nasi ayam, lekor, tomyam, kuih, air. Then went to Mani (our Iranian classmate) punya apartment to makan & lepak.

His house SOOO nice, and SOOO clean. He has 2 other Iranian housemates (all guys) but the place doesnt look like a students accommodation. Seriously clean! My room is more messier. So we makan-makan and berlepak-lepakan thr until around 9 sumthing pm. I siap chatting lagi…hehe!

:: NIGHT ::
Went to the bas stop with Laila Isabella (Afundi went back already)…tgk tgk..dah miss the bus to LKW/Serdang (ingatkan nak naik komuter from Serdang to KLCentral then naik LRT back home). That was almost 10pm. Then wait wait wait….bas tak sampai sampai. Rasa panic pun dah naik skit. Eventually around 10:45 pm Laila took a taxi to campus & I took a bas to the Putrajaya ERL.

Sampai kat ERL station, buka wallet, tinggal RM6.50 in cash. SHIT!!! Ticket is rm9.50 :S Dah rasa worried. Cari ATM machine…tarak ada. Check kalo guna Touch&Go…takleh. Jadi bingung jap..it was damn late that time (takut takleh balik…stranded kat Putrajaya). Pakcik jual tiket pun kata “alar…takde duit, takleh la buat apa-apa”….i tot he will kasihankan aku…pinjamkan RM3…but dier KEDEKUT!! Rasa nak sumpah dier ada bisul kat bontot pada masa tu.

Dah nak panic…rasa nak nangis pun ada la sikit sikit…then teringat ngan si linn yg dok kat Putrajaya. Precint mana, i dah lupa la. Cepat cepat call dier. Ropanya minah tu dah tido…terpaksa explain ngan dier…syukur la dier sanggup nak dtg my voice sound panic masa tu kot.

13 October 2005
:: WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING ::
So selamatla sampai KLCentral - it was around 10.45pm. geng mosin ajak lepak kat suzy’s so I took the LRT to Setiawangsa where Cik sekinchan picked me up. Aku ngan belum mandi dari kul 8 am….meaning I was marinated in my own sweat for 15 hours…ngan ketiak bau (entah Cik sekinchan leh bau ke tak) went to lepak wif frens. I siap warning Cik S “I feel like my ketiak dah start bau. Kalo bau, senyap je ek.” He gelak pula

Went back around 2, encik amat terpaksa jadi drebar. (tengkiu en amat!) Reached home slightly after 2.30am, mandi - felt super relieved to clean myself - washed my hair, then did a bit of my maths homework (arggh!! byk nye kerja!!) after that tak tahan…terus pegi tido around 4-5am.

Im supposed to finish a draft on a MAJOR, 3000 word (emphasis added) due on Monday but I havent even started (-_-; ) I keep getting distracted and do other things like :

1. Write this post
2. Finally finish my new blog template (including all the links) nice o not?
3. Wrap a fren’s bday present - AFTER I finished reading it. I kno im terrible but it was too interesting to put down LOL!
4. Sleep from 9pm-1am (which is why i cant sleep now)
5. Made 2 cups of tea and finished it

Oh yeah, actually i wanted to write about this Starbucks waiter. hehe! Been wanting to write about it for some time but never got round to doing it. So here goes….

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I frequently go to Starbucks Ikano to drink Iced Caffe Mocha and use the internet (it frustrates me no end to NOT have internet connection at home). I often go after classes in the evening to do assignments (and chat). As a result, Im always looking tired and very stressed whenever I go there.

A few weeks back, I wrote a post about one of the baristas (sp?) there - I’ll call him “Z”. Usually we have to wait for the drinks at the counter, but I have the privilage (or disadvantage?) of Z sending the drinks to my table. Some time after that, I asked him to give me free drinks, but he asked for my number in exchange. I didn’t give it to him so I just smiled and went “hehe!”

When I went there recently, I wasnt feeling well so I ordered a hot drink instead of my usual iced mocha. So when Z brought the drinks, he said “Here’s your drink dear” and I just said “oh, thanks” ignoring his last word. Then 10 minutes later (I havent even touch the cup), he came back and said “I stir for you ok?” and proceeded to stir my drinks.

Then after about half an hour he came back to my table:

Z : Are you interested in drama? There’s going to be this audition for this play and im supposed to look for people…..etc etc {cant really remember his exact words}

Me : Im not free la, I’ve got a lot of assignments to do. I dont have the time for this other activities.

Z : Its not that difficult, just memorize the script and go for a few practices. U just give your number and they’ll call if you’re selected…etc etc

Me : Nolah, my parents would kill me if they knew i was too involved in so many things. (pause) Alar..kalo nak number I, tanya direct je la {if you want my number, just ask directly}

Then he left and came back with a piece of paper and I was like “huh?” and he said “can i hv ur number? U said i could have it” then I just scribbled my number. And while i was writing it down, he asked “why not we go jalan jalan one day?” and I was like “err…nola, im not free” so he said “alar, u must have a bf already.” And I just smiled and said “hehe”

And all this while i was chatting with Pam online till she had to leave and we continued SMSing each other. I was telling her “I hope he’s not seriously going to call” and she answered “of course he’ll call. he stirred ur drinks didnt he?” and she was laughing at how I got my own personal stirrer.

Sekinchan and max were also laughing about it after i told them the “dear” part. Sure kena tease about him kaw-kaw after this

p/s: maybe I should ask for free drinks on Monday for my belated birthday prezzie

To be continued…..

Quoted from CLEO Sex Q&A:
“Can I get pregnant through oral sex?”
- wadahel…u stupid or something? Never pay attention in Form3 Science ahh?

Quoted from a YM conv with a friend,
“Once i asked my bf (who was still wearing his pants and just cummed) ‘did any of it kena me kah?’ and he answered ‘Im still wearing pants la for goodness sake!!!’”
- Tu dah overdose paranoid oii makcik….ingat benda tu mcm roket ke…bila pancut dier mcm “SUPERSPERM!!!” leh terbang melalui udara den masuk thru the sluar ke?

Quoted from a MSN conv with another friend
“(while talking bout her fear of tampons) Im scared that it’ll expand too big and i cant take it out”
- Wei..u think its like those car wash sponge ahh…expand till so big? its not like those small capsuls that u throw into the water and the sponge increases to be a shape of a dinosaur, animal, tree (never seen em? got in Petrosains KLCC)

Conversation during an extreamly boring speech in a large hall - 2 gals incl me & bout 6-7 guys
Ms. Naive : (talking bout her cat back home) I miss my meow meow..cian my pussy not fed
Cheeky Guy: Come let me feed it sausages *whole gang bursts in laughter*
MN : What? What’s so funny? *all laugh even more*
- Eventually i had to explain it because i was the only gal..and her reaction was “how can something innocent be used for something so dirty?” Adehhhhhh

hehehe….ok so i’ll end with this quiz..if u can answer all, i’ll belanja u roti canai & teh o Ice Answer in the comments

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in “k”and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man’s pant that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with “f ” and ends with “u-c-k”?

5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in “u-n-t” which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with “f ” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more?

9) What four-letter word ends in “i-t ” and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

NOTE: Added 2 new links. Sarong Party Girl (SPG) whose nipple-baring pic caused controversy in Singapore news and Kenny Sia…who unsucessfully tried to mimic her popularity - read his second post, i nearly died laughing at his first 2 posts (thanks merv for the links)