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Butt cramps

Tuesday
May 3,2005

Was supposed to blog about this yesterday but was too lazy. Since im on MC today coz im sick :”(, here goes….

A friend of mine invited me to go lepak lepak with him on Sunday evening. Was kinda a last minute decision. The thing was, his bro took the car so he only has a scooter. And i hv never been on a scooter in my whole life.

[Flashback.....the last time i was on a motorcycle was more than a year ago and we (the rider and I) got into an accident and fell of. She (the rider) got badly cut up and i got bruised. So a lil bit phobia la since then]

I told him that I have honestly never been on a scooter and i was scared but he said, just try la. So with much apprehension, I donned the helmet and climbed on. Then I was deciding on how to hang on when he pulled my hand around his waist so i gripped hard. Then we were off

I was so scared during the turns that I musta grabbed too hard coz he yelled “Oi, too tight, i cant breathe!!”. And he kept saying “dont move! dont move!” which made me even more scared and nervous. I kept my eyes closed like half of the journey. Then after like 20 mins i got used to it and relaxed. The trip back was okay, except that I had butt cramp when i got back coz I was too shy to ask him to take a pit stop. It was a long long journey…..from my place (somewhere in Damansara) allll the way to Ampang.

Butt cramps……

…im on MC…

Been having this terrible sorethroat since Thursday which developed to a flu, which developed to a cough, which caused me to start vomiting so I decided to get it checked out at the doctors and she gave me MC

My mother taught me

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Saturday
Feb 19,2005

You scored as Winter. You are WINTER. You’re more introspective, thinking deeply, feeling deeply. You love nothing better than to enjoy one on one time with those who are important to you. You are cautious, and sometimes second guess yourself. Dreams, though you have them, are a luxury, because life is not a plaything.

Winter
 
70%
Fall
 
60%
Summer
 
55%
Spring
 
45%

What Season Are You?

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

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You know you’re Malaysian when..

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Wednesday
Dec 1,2004
  1. You complain about the quality of the pirated DVD you just purchased. “What, RM10 for DVD5?! Aiyah, boss … sound no good, cheaperlah …”
  2. You’re willing to consume sambal petai and durian and gladly suffer the bloating and wind-breaking incidents.
  3. You’re exceedingly polite to the Mat Sallehs but you slag your own kind. “Hello, sir. Why don’t you sit here, it’s got the best view of the city skyline.” But, “Aunty-ah, your table is over there next to the kitchen.”
  4. You order Maggi goreng and fried chicken, complain about how oily the food is, and then proceed to finish it anyway.
  5. You love to talk about food. You’re already thinking about what to have for dinner while eating lunch. “I’m stuffed. What shall we have for dinner?”
  6. You dive into a communal-style meal the moment the dish lands on the table only to hesitate at the last morsel of food on the serving dish. There are two possible explanations for this: the first is the pai seh (embarrassed) factor, while the other is the myth that the person who eats the last piece will be a spinster.
  7. You hit the accelerator the moment the first drop of rain hits your windshield. “Alamak, it’s going to rain. Sure traffic jam one. I’d better drive faster.”
  8. You seize the opportunity to make a U-turn anywhere … especially where there is a sign telling you not to. Well, so long as the cops aren’t in sight.
  9. You feel a burning desire to send text messages and even have the gall to give your friend a blow-by-blow account of the movie to your friend on the handphone — during the screening of the movie. “Okay, now that girl Lizzie is impersonating an Italian singer; she so doesn’t look Italian …”
  10. You forsake your loved ones for the all-important four letter-word: S-A-L-E. “Sorry, mum, I can’t take you to Aunt Mary’s because I have to go to MidValley before the crowd.” You’re also more than happy to be part of the insane traffic jam that forms around malls during weekends and sale periods.
  11. 11. Reality shows Akademi Fantasia and Malaysian Idol dictate your social life. “What, no TV at the mamak? Count me out — I’m staying home. Rinie needs my support.”
  12. You pepper every sentence with lah. “No-lah, I can’t see you today-lah. I have to study-lah. You know-lah, the prison warden aka mak is watching me like a hawk”
  13. You fail to function normally without your daily dose of teh tarik and nasi lemak.
  14. You have owned at least one Proton in your lifetime. Cheap, cheap. That is until you start to make enough dough to buy that Honda you’ve been salivating over.
  15. You slow down at an accident site to take down the car number plate, but won’t step out of your car to help — the victim could be a robber!
  16. You’d rather park your car along the main road outside the mall, where there’s a yellow line, rather than pay RM1 to park inside where there are adequate bays.
  17. You plead, bat your eyelids and relate a sob story to the officer at the town council office to let you off the hook (or reduce the amount considerably) for the fine you incurred when you parked your car on the double line.
  18. You make an appointment for 10am and conveniently show up a half hour late — Malaysian time, what …
  19. You pop open the wet tissue packet at the Chinese restaurant by squeezing the trapped air to the top of the packet before proceeding to smash your fist into it. The louder the pop the better.
  20. You greet your friend / neighbor / acquaintance on the street with “How are things?” or “Have you eaten?” or better yet, by stating the obvious: “Went to market ah?”
  21. Ramlee burger is the “piece de resistance” of your growing-up-years cuisine.
  22. You catch all major televised events at the mamak.
  23. You have roughly six meals a day (breakfast, mid-morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper). Then there’s the snacking — keropok ikan, pisang goreng, muruku, jam tarts and the like.
  24. You get the whole family dressed to the nines, jump into the car and head for the minister’s open house — and ask for styrofoam boxes and plastic bags to tar pau food.
  25. Your accent and language style vary according to the race of the person you are conversing with.
  26. You’ve got a friendly disposition. Smiles are abundant and your “Apa khabar?” is warm and sincere.
  27. You exclaim loudly how expensive everything is, even though the items may in fact be going for a steal. “Wah! So expensive, ah? Hak sei ngor (Scare me to death)!”
  28. You dig deep into your pockets to contribute to the latest appeal for donations in the newspapers.
  29. You “dis” our country all the time, but as soon as something good happens (like winning the Thomas Cup), you morph into a proud Malaysian.
  30. You never travel abroad without a bottle of chilli sauce, or sachets which you can sneak into restaurants.
  31. You’re proud to be Malaysian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Malaysian friends!

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Pics pics

Tuesday
Nov 9,2004

I’m having flu lar…since yesterday so I slept really early…around 7 pm and only woke up at noon today *wow!* ehhehe :P

Arggh…my earlier post on Mon morning didnt get posted :( Here’s an excerpt:

Have you waited online for a whole day for someone to message you?

I have….yes, i used to think it was silly and useless. But that’s what i did on Sunday afternoon. Not exactly the whole day. But i was online the whole afternoon. Then again at 10 pm till 3 am. Oh well…..

But i still didnt meet the person i wanted to…..

Anyway, i did say i wanted to post up the pics i took rite? So here they are :

Me and my sisters


Q : What’s that!?!?!
A : 3 Monkeys - Speak no evil, Hear no evil, See no evil


Me, me and me again…..yes, i kno I’m vain :P


Taken with Sony Cyber-shot® Digital Camera DSC-F88

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Current mood: Still waiting for someone to come online

I’ve got my OWN computer back

Monday
Nov 1,2004

Yay~! I’ve got my own PC back from the shop. Apparently the motherboard got spoilt. No idea how…..must be all that moving around…and stupid MAS cargo dont understand the word “Fragile”.

There was once that I checked-in in the Miri airport and as my computer box was moving down the conveyer (sp?) belt and it actually fell sideways (from horizontal to vertical) and no one cared! Me and my friends who were watching were like….oooh *suck breath in*
[Pic : Acer RC900. Credits to Acer(M)]

Anyway, the cost of the repair was about RM500, lucky my dad didnt make a lot of noise coz he understands the fact that I bring my computer around alot :)

OH yes, i also bought a Final Fantasy X-2 poster for RM9 (pricey? i dont think so) The pic on the right is not the real poster. it’s just a rough idea of how it looks like…coz I dont have my digital camera to take a pic :) It now stuck outside my bedroom door. So nice! :P

I was onlining in my room when my sis asked me to go out quickly to watch TV. Apparently the Hosts of the weekday 8TV Quickie decided to dress up as each other. OMG!! So funny! Marion dressed up as Adam and Adam looked like a DRAG QUEEN!

[pic of Adam & Marion fooling around with a cup. Credits to 8TV]

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Current mood: Amused
Now Listening to: “You Get Me” by Michelle Branch - So im a little off of center, im a little out of tune, some say im paranormal, so i juz bend their spoon, who wants to be ordinary in a crazy mixed up world
Recommended: [Rate: 7/10] 8TV official website. Interesting :)

Bumps, bruises & sprains

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Friday
Oct 8,2004

I went iceskating yesterday for the first time in my life. I found out im such a klutz on skates. hehe…wuz like hugging the sides moving around the rink and went like halfway before my legs started hurting. But after
that - and after many falls on my butt - I managed to skate a little bit by myself. Hehe…its pretty fun tho. Would definatly do again soon.

Woke up this morning with pain in my upper arms and thighs…..must be coz of all my falls yesterday. hehe! Anyway dats all i can write…nothing much happened this few days.

Oh yeah, i dont have class from Thursday till Tuesday so pretty bored lah.
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Current mood: Pain all over my body…ouch!

Now Listening to: “Wait for Me” by Rebecca St James - Darling did you know that I, I dream about you, Waiting for the look in your eyes, When we meet for the first time, Darling did you know that I, I pray about you, Praying that you will hold on, Keep your loving eyes only for me

Recommended : Pei Pan by Ramlee Awang Murshid - A malay novel full of trechery, elaborate plots and an unexpected ending. Second Winner of the Hadiah Sako, an award to “mengenang jasa tokoh penulis yang telah berjuang bersenjatakan ketajaman mata pena demi kemajuan negara dan jagat raya.”

Just so you know..

    I'm a 20-something yr old Sarawakian girl, lost in the urban jungles of Kuala Lumpur. Final Year Student. Internet Junkie. Addicted to blogging, food and online shopping, amongst other things. Cranky at times. Happy-go-lucky at most.



    I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I’m out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” ~Marilyn Monroe

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