All guys are gay??

I had this conversation with a classmate of mine whom i havent met for quite some time. He said “all guys are gay. But no one would ever admit it”. This is his reasoning:

Guys watch porn right? What kind of porn do they usually watch? Male-female porn. (some guys also watch lesbian porn tho). If the actor is not well-endowned, would they watch it? Would they choose one that shows a “short and small” one or a “thick and long” one? Obviously the latter. So, all guys are attracted to watching well-endowned men. Meaning they have a small sense of gay-ness.

We were laughing our heads off at his reasoning. I’ve never heard it from that point of view.

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Last weekend
Last weekend i was pretty busy. Friday night I went for dinner with Pam & Andre, sorta like a gals nite out. We went to the food court at hartamas - the spaghetti there is superb, so rich and cheesy alfredo sauce. Then we sat and chit chat, shared stories about what we missed, shared ghost stories (citer wajib) and cracked jokes. Poor andre was hving flu and she somhow managed to sprain her thumb badly that she has to wear something like a small sling over her thumb.

After that we lepaked at Mosin TTDI (our new hangout place) and met up with the 2 stooges and macna. Then Pam & Andre left early, then pokiah sent macna back then farm + fren dtg. Talk talk for some time, den farm +fren balik. so i finally got back at 6.30 am, took a shower and finished my assignment. Went to sleep at 8 am, Sat morning.

Woke up at 1.30pm, had lunch, watch tv, heard my sis & my mom quarreling (yet again!) did my assignment, went to sleep at 5.30pm. Got up at 8 sumtin coz pam colling colling (she went to anugerah ERA & we’re supposed to go out after that. Encik amat called at around 10 something, want to ajak lepak but i was going out at 11.30 so we planned to meet up after that. Went to PH with pam, met Man. But that nite mcm kurang mood want to drink or dance so Pam & I juz sat at the bar talking. After det met the 2 stooges at Lotus around 3 sumthing - they sibuk cuci mata, we sibuk makan coz didnt eat dinner. Man was so drunk owedi so he juz sat quietly while the rest of us chit chatted. We went all back early, then slept - too tired already even tho i’ve been sleeping on and off the whole day.

Next day had nasi ayam for lunch then went to maju junction in the evening. Had some bun for tea, den char kuey tiau for dinner. Den went to lotus at jln TAR but i didnt eat. Den took the Star lrt to masjid jamek and putra lrt to Kelana Jaya. but the LRT stopped at Tmn bahagia and refused to move, so i took a taxi from thr to Mosin (RM5) den makan Mumtaz naan….soo sedap. the 3 of us bantai 2 keping. Laughed until perut sakit giler den went back around 1.30 am (very early by our usual standards).

In short, Sat was for sleeping and Sunday was for eating. LOL! Next weekend i dont think im going clubbing la. Kenot tahan, its been 3 weekends in a row. Its not that i spend money - cover charge is free, and drinks is sponsered - but i malas. So plans next Sat is to mabuk teh o ais at mosin until the next day la - if all goes well. Hehehe!

Was supposed to blog about this yesterday but was too lazy. Since im on MC today coz im sick :”(, here goes….

A friend of mine invited me to go lepak lepak with him on Sunday evening. Was kinda a last minute decision. The thing was, his bro took the car so he only has a scooter. And i hv never been on a scooter in my whole life.

[Flashback.....the last time i was on a motorcycle was more than a year ago and we (the rider and I) got into an accident and fell of. She (the rider) got badly cut up and i got bruised. So a lil bit phobia la since then]

I told him that I have honestly never been on a scooter and i was scared but he said, just try la. So with much apprehension, I donned the helmet and climbed on. Then I was deciding on how to hang on when he pulled my hand around his waist so i gripped hard. Then we were off

I was so scared during the turns that I musta grabbed too hard coz he yelled “Oi, too tight, i cant breathe!!”. And he kept saying “dont move! dont move!” which made me even more scared and nervous. I kept my eyes closed like half of the journey. Then after like 20 mins i got used to it and relaxed. The trip back was okay, except that I had butt cramp when i got back coz I was too shy to ask him to take a pit stop. It was a long long journey…..from my place (somewhere in Damansara) allll the way to Ampang.

Butt cramps……

…im on MC…

Been having this terrible sorethroat since Thursday which developed to a flu, which developed to a cough, which caused me to start vomiting so I decided to get it checked out at the doctors and she gave me MC

Synopsis from Cinemaonline.com.my:
Chili Palmer (John Travolta) decides to abandon the movie industry to bring his skills and negotiation tactics to the music business. When an unexpected incident regarding his friend happened during lunchtime, Chili takes the opportunity to visit the guy’s wife, Edie (Uma Thurman), and land himself as her new business partner at an independent record label. With a promising young pop-star-in-training as his protégé (Christina Milian), Chili has to juggle her manager (Vince Vaughn), his gay, wannabe-actor bodyguard (The Rock), Russian mobsters, and a music producer (Cedric the Entertainer) to save the label.

I watched this movie last Saturday and I found it an average movie. The Rock was really funny acting as a gay Unfortunatly, when I watched it at KLCC Cinema the picture on the screen was blurry so i got a slight headache after. And i found the cinema a bit cold, even tho my friend didnt.

Synopsis from CinemaOnline.com.my:
A Mexican mother, Flor Moreno (Paz Vega) migrated to the United States with her daughter and gets a job as at the home of the Clasky’s. John Clasky (Adam Sandler) is a successful chef and his wife Deborah (Tea Leoni) is always insecure. Flor tries her best to assist the Clasky family in more than just house cleaning matters. However, when Flor is forced to live with the family over the summer, she has no choice but to bring her daughter, Christina (Shelbie Bruce) along. After the arrival of Christina, everything starts to change in the Clasky household. In the end, they learn that a family is the most important thing a person can have.

Watched this in Midvalley with Erin and Zul. This show was quite nice. The interesting parts we the one that the daughter of the Spanish housekeeper had to translate.
I really liked how this movie portrays all good family values like responsibility and how Florrrrrrr had to give up her love because of he was married and she had a daughter.

Synopsis from CinemaOnline.com.my:
Alex Hitch (Will Smith) is a professional matchmaker or date doctor, who helps his male clients by customizing their first three dates, and is currently working on his latest client Albert (Kevin James). A gossip reporter for a daily tabloid, Sara (Eva Mendes), bumps into Hitch and makes Hitch re-evaluate his game, trying to teach him that love is not a feeling but an action.

I finally watched this on DVD just now. Its a feel-good movie. Funny at most parts…esp when he screws up. LOL!

sorry i havent been updating. why the hell do i keep apologizing? Its my blog. Well i had a busy weekend.

Went out with Z on Saturday to KLCC. Went to eat at Secret Recipe {had the gourmet pie…the inti was nice}, then went to watch “Be Cool” in the cinema {pretty good show with lotsa popular artists/singers}, went to Starbucks {I had mocha ice blended}, went to Keramat to mamak {but i didnt eat}….then went to Uptown to mamak {had char kuey tiau} and walk around the Pasar Malam. It was my first time going to the pasar mlm at Uptown….pretty interesting…but sooo many ppl. So many things to see and touch and smell {including bad BO = Body Odour. LOL!}. I had an absolutely great time. Thanks a lot for everything Z!! *huggles*

I came back at almost 4am. Yeah, 4 am!! {Kalau K Wynn mak I…sure kena tido kat corridor luar pintu condo. LOL!} My parents werent too happy about it the next day considering that i was so tired that i skipped church (-_-;) But tak kena marah la..just kena tegur nicely.

I was supposed to meet Erin & Zul in Midvalley at 2 pm but but but but I overslept *big sweat forms at the back of forehead, anime style*. So sorry i was late guys…i know u guys are angry at me *cries*. Went to eat early dinner (5.30 pm) at McDs. Then went to watch “Spanglish” which was a nice feel-good family show. Then we walked around a bit. Then we went to uptown (again!) to eat coz erin hasnt been to uptown & we couldnt decide a better place to go. I ate kerang….yummy

Erin: Sorry babe that i wasnt in the mood and that you had to wait so long *sigh* totally my mistake
Zul: Sorry I heard that you didnt have a good time my mistake too…..

Rock the World is a concert featuring local bands. It was at Stadium Merdeka from 3pm onwards.

I went late to RTW, coz dah anggap it will start late. Sampai around 4.30pm and this band was singing…i didnt like it. Like the lead singer out of tune, then the english oso buruk. In short it was LOUSY. Lucky i didnt remember the name, if not, sure I kutuk habis-habisan.

Anyway, i stayed there listening to other bands: OAG (best ), Tempered Mental (nice songs…but not talkative to the crowd), Love Me Butch (reminds me of Hoobastank’s more rock songs), Roots N Boots (not my preferance in music), Republic of Brickfields (reggee style..nice) and 1 or 2 more. All the bands played 3-4 of their songs.

Soooo many ppl. Sesak kat depan stage so i didnt go there. Duduk kat blakang jak.

Then Evenstarr performed Masih, Ruang Di Antara and 2 more songs {which i forgot…sorry!!}. Oh..the MC wrongly pronounce the name as Evanstarr (same thing happened in Titiwangsa during the Bandaraya gig) . Their performance was good…i think quite a number of people heard Masih already. aku terdengar one gal behind me singing along or something like that.

Silas new rambut looks sooo different lah. I like it better while it was long den he pakai snowcap & jacket at first den buka, underneath was a black singlet. I thought that that looked pretty bad. Imagine Gurmit Singh (Phua Chu Kang) with his short hair and dyed blond.

I had a great time, even tho sesak habis while entering & panas gila. And some !@#$% purposely brushed against my butt *curses!*
Sayang also coz i didnt get to hear Nice Stupid Playground & Disagree. Nevermind, i did bump into one of the Disagree members tho.

after Evenstarr played, i and Gladys (who was with me at the time) went to KLCC by taxi (too lazy to take Mahameru Monorail to KL Central then LRT to KLCC), costs rm10. And wanted to eat at Sushi King, but there wasnt one (i forgot they revamped the Food Court) so we ate in Chillis instead.

We got chips & salsa (which was bottomless so i think we refilled it for like 4 times) and Fajita Quesadillas. Dictionary.com says it is a dish consisting of strips of marinated meat, poultry, or vegetables that are grilled over an open fire and served in a tortilla, usually with spicy condiments. I say its meat & onions in a round pancake. LOL! Plus fruit juice - which was also bottomless so we tried all the juices: apple, guava, pineapple, tomato, mango. I liked the guava best

We were stuffed by then but dessert kept calling our names so we ordered High and Mighty Pie (i think that’s the name) which was vanilla icecream+bits of nuts+bits of candy with an Oreo crust & drizzled with chocolate and caramel…..was absolutly yummy, but too sweet and the two of us couldnt even finish 1 piece. Spent bout RM35/each there (we were celebrating something *private*) and 2 hours there. Yes, we actually sat there eating and talking for 2 hours, from 9.00 pm to 11.00 pm. Could hardly walk by then. We rushed to take the LRT after paying the bill.

Kena bising coz we were so late. got back, took a shower, watched “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” on 8TV then came online, check all my mail, check out Joe’s, reply all my forums (evenstarr & RBJ), then blogged.

Now going to sleep….have to wake up early….Zzzzzzzzzz

its like 5am, I live a terrible upside down life….sleep all day (woke up at 2pm) and stay up all nite

Went out with some ppl from Miri yesterday (Fri). Sids was driving and he picked Pam & I up before picking Raffy, Dee Dee & Kelvin (DD’s bro) from KJ LRT station. We went to his (sids) hse for bout an hour - makan all the kuih muih & cookies….I sempat tapau chocolate crinkle cookies

Then we went to Kolej Damansara Utama (KDU) for some so-called “rave” which was more like a lame attempt to party. Sids had a performance, a fire dance. Waving around balls of “fire” (they were actually glowsticks) attached to a chain. It was cool tho.

Then after like 1/2 hour of sitting there, we decided to go to One Utama to eat dinner. So we were thinking about where to eat and we decided on - you guessed it! - Nandos. Reached there around 9.30pm and was told to wait another half hour before the chicken was ready….tsk tsk!!

So we took all sorts of silly photos and stuff before eating. Pam and I probably ate the most!! *dengan tidak malu nya* coz i had a really early lunch (around 11 am) and no dinner.

After that Pam stayed over and we talked and talked till around 3 something am. Nuts!!

So…here are the pics Click for a bigger pic!

Fire dancing skills : Ansen /Sids

Fire dancers / Lepakin in KDU

Sids the money man / Posing hp

Pam & I / Group pic in Nandos