Birds and Bees,  Conversations,  Laughs

Of birds and bees

June 14, 2005 /

Quoted from CLEO Sex Q&A:
“Can I get pregnant through oral sex?”
– wadahel…u stupid or something? Never pay attention in Form3 Science ahh?

Quoted from a YM conv with a friend,
“Once i asked my bf (who was still wearing his pants and just cummed) ‘did any of it kena me kah?’ and he answered ‘Im still wearing pants la for goodness sake!!!'”
– Tu dah overdose paranoid oii makcik….ingat benda tu mcm roket ke…bila pancut dier mcm “SUPERSPERM!!!” leh terbang melalui udara den masuk thru the sluar ke?

Quoted from a MSN conv with another friend
“(while talking bout her fear of tampons) Im scared that it’ll expand too big and i cant take it out”
– Wei..u think its like those car wash sponge ahh…expand till so big? its not like those small capsuls that u throw into the water and the sponge increases to be a shape of a dinosaur, animal, tree (never seen em? got in Petrosains KLCC)

Conversation during an extreamly boring speech in a large hall – 2 gals incl me & bout 6-7 guys
Ms. Naive : (talking bout her cat back home) I miss my meow meow..cian my pussy not fed
Cheeky Guy: Come let me feed it sausages *whole gang bursts in laughter*
MN : What? What’s so funny? *all laugh even more*
– Eventually i had to explain it because i was the only gal..and her reaction was “how can something innocent be used for something so dirty?” Adehhhhhh

hehehe….ok so i’ll end with this quiz..if u can answer all, i’ll belanja u roti canai & teh o Ice :D Answer in the comments :P

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in “k”and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man’s pant that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with “f ” and ends with “u-c-k”?

5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in “u-n-t” which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with “f ” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more?

9) What four-letter word ends in “i-t ” and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

NOTE: Added 2 new links. Sarong Party Girl (SPG) whose nipple-baring pic caused controversy in Singapore news and Kenny Sia…who unsucessfully tried to mimic her popularity – read his second post, i nearly died laughing at his first 2 posts (thanks merv for the links)

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