I want to Box my Friend

Everytime I hear this song, it makes me smile :D Enjoy!

I Want to Box My Friend
by Andrew LD (myspace)

Hey mamat – Ha apa dia
You want to listen to my story ah? – Habaq la
You make sure you dont laugh u know – Tak gelak lah
This I very angry – Apa dia
You listen – Apa dia
Listen la

Let me tell you a story
I dont like use the internet
Then one day my friend told me
I’m sooo like an apek
Sit in front of TV
What also never get
He told to use to internet
So I can find awek

Now I very angry coz I register in Friendster
So hard I upload pictures
Now he tell me Facebook better
So what the heck now la I also register
After two weeks later, now he tell me Twitter! (Pulak doh!)

Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to box my friend
Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to bite his hand (geget dia!)

That one never mind, this story even worst
I try to chatting chatting, I found this ‘BloodyGhost’
She talk to me so nicely, I also fall in love
Her picture also nice la, She say want to meet me

Then one day she did call me
Lets go eat wantan mee
I said Okay baby, I might finally meet my lady
Then I go to see her, she also look so pretty
Until i went to toilet, she was standing and wee wee! (laa pondaaan!)

Aiyo…why my life like this (macamano ni)
Aiyo…I want to box my friend
Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to bite his hand (tumbuk dia!)

(conversation)

Now he tell me Johnny, dont you ever worry
He very very sorry, he find me pretty lady
First i listen to him, I tell him properly
You want to find me lady, I slap your face first nicely!

Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to box my friend
Aiyo…why my life like this (tulah)
Aiyo…I want to bite his hand (geget dia!)