Birds and Bees,  Conversations,  Laughs

Of birds and bees

Quoted from CLEO Sex Q&A:
“Can I get pregnant through oral sex?”
wadahel…u stupid or something? Never pay attention in Form3 Science ahh?

Quoted from a YM conv with a friend,
“Once i asked my bf (who was still wearing his pants and just cummed) ‘did any of it kena me kah?’ and he answered ‘Im still wearing pants la for goodness sake!!!'”
Tu dah overdose paranoid oii makcik….ingat benda tu mcm roket ke…bila pancut dier mcm “SUPERSPERM!!!” leh terbang melalui udara den masuk thru the sluar ke?

Quoted from a MSN conv with another friend
“(while talking bout her fear of tampons) Im scared that it’ll expand too big and i cant take it out”
Wei..u think its like those car wash sponge ahh…expand till so big? its not like those small capsuls that u throw into the water and the sponge increases to be a shape of a dinosaur, animal, tree (never seen em? got in Petrosains KLCC)

Conversation during an extreamly boring speech in a large hall – 2 gals incl me & bout 6-7 guys
Ms. Naive : (talking bout her cat back home) I miss my meow meow..cian my pussy not fed
Cheeky Guy: Come let me feed it sausages *whole gang bursts in laughter*
MN : What? What’s so funny? *all laugh even more*
– Eventually i had to explain it because i was the only gal..and her reaction was “how can something innocent be used for something so dirty?” Adehhhhhh

hehehe….ok so i’ll end with this quiz..if u can answer all, i’ll belanja u roti canai & teh o Ice :D Answer in the comments :P

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in “k”and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man’s pant that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with “f ” and ends with “u-c-k”?

5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in “u-n-t” which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with “f ” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more?

9) What four-letter word ends in “i-t ” and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

NOTE: Added 2 new links. Sarong Party Girl (SPG) whose nipple-baring pic caused controversy in Singapore news and Kenny Sia…who unsucessfully tried to mimic her popularity – read his second post, i nearly died laughing at his first 2 posts (thanks merv for the links)

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