MeganFox is a MAN?!?!? lol lol!
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man. When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.” At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves. However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man. Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did…
My balls are bigger than yours
Today, my status on ym was “If I had Balls, they would be bigger than yours” Then I got this msg from pakngah (ngah, ko nyer blog idup lagi tak?) LOL!
[Joke] I want a 14 inch penis
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond…
Why the internetz never fails to amuse me
Random quote of the day “Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops” p/s: Wish me luck for my interview saturday afternoon